What does he look like?
I have in my mind an image of a 1970s Geography teacher, thinning ginger hair, a ratty moustache, a cheap sports jacket with leather elbow patches and houndstooth trousers going shiny at the knees.

Am I right?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You forgot the slight staining on his crotch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

steady, now. That's spilt beer.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You're spot on.
Well, apart from being entirely wrong, but I can tell you're getting tumescent so I didn't want to spoil your semi.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

tbh
he's kind of nailed what i thought you looked like too... only i thought you might be hairier than he puts it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Ginger?
seriously, you thought I was ginger? Fucking hell.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

well yeah
you sounded all angry and bitter, you know?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

angry and bitter?
coming from the lady whose every second post is ranting about men, traffic wardens, work and tax?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

it's not ranting
it's delightful sweet tongue in cheek witticisms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

ah, righto.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)