NEW THREAD
With a bbc link www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12242596

What would you like to sex after all this time?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:52, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Color me badd.
Not really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)

tick tock ya don't stop

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)

That's a Slick Rick line from 'La-di-da-di', the b side to 'The Show' by Doug E Fresh.
Just thought you'd be interested lol jk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I believe The Show was also a track on my copy of 'Electro 9'
No idea where the album is now though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I have all of them up no no.11 on vinyl.
I bought them at the time and sold them later, only to replace them at vast expense years later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Was The Show on no.9?
Also, is there any value in vinyl of the era?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Fuck yes.
I've a shitload of original US electro 12"s and they go for quite large sums nowadays. Things like 'King of the Beat' by Pumpkin and 'Marley Marl Scratch' are very much sought after. 'One for the Treble' by Davy DMX is a personal fave.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

The two 'UK Electro' LPs are embarrassingly poor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I don't think I've listened to any similar tunes since the mid 80s
I might have to have to do a bit of Googling to see if any of the tunes from 'back in the day' offer any listening enjoyment to me.

EDIT: I'll bet all the tunes from back then would sound better played through one of these.

pocketcalculatorshow.com/boombox/cool.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

If you like them gaz me
and I'll do you up a list of the best ones, according to my taste.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'm listening to Trouble Funk - Pump me up.
As things stand.

And, I'm quite enjoying it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I have no idea who that/they is/are.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Lucky you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I am so jamming out to them right now.
Thanks Jeff.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Color (sic) Me Badd (sic)
make you menstruate?

Wow, their music must be really powerful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Ha ha ha
Must be the bass
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)

gross

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Sorry K

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Come in here, take off your coat I'll make you feel at home

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Johnny Lee Miller
did you see him in Dexter?
all that psycho rage...phwoar
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Nope, I respect him for fucking Angelina Jolie when she was at her hottest though.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I also respect him for this
and for Hackers, Plunkett and Macleane and Complicity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I'm fairly certain he was my coming of age crush, he was the first boy I wanted to shag
ever since Hackers
*sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Euuwww, fanny sweat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

it's been a long time coming

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Mine was Gudrun Ure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

nice

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Gudrun Midge
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)

i'm disturbed by the "what" rather than the "whom"
it makes me think of those creepy "real life" $5,000 sex dolls.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Why do you have to tell us the price of EVERYTHING you've bought?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)

She can't enjoy something unless she's boasted to teh Internet just how much more she earns than they do.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I'm just jealous that my creepy 'real life' sex doll
Came home and all she had was a Tesco pizza.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)

it's only fun if there's a lefty around to rise to it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)

FUCKING £10 SALAD
ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN?

did that do it for you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Once you've specced them it's more like £8k
So I've been told...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)

It was a reference to this part of the article
The egg indicates this ancient flying reptile was a female, and that realisation has allowed researchers to sex these creatures for the first time.

if you'd bothered to click the link and read it you would have noticed how funny this post is.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Could it not have been the male sitting on the egg
whilst the female is out at the nail bar?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

NO IF YOU CUNTS ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE
YOU'D KNOW THAT THE EGG WAS INTERNAL YOU CUNTS
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)

FUCK YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO READ IT JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES
YOU SPASTICS
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)

This feels a little passive aggressive and I dont care for it
Anyway the male bird might have swallowed the egg whole and then choked to death and become a fossil.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)

it's not as funny as you actually getting quite defensive for once
gosh.

also, whilst i am poking you, i see at least 50 people have died in tunisia because of the riots. what do you think of them now?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Which in turn isn't as funny as your face

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)

you love my face
we both know this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:18, Reply)

The flying reptile
Might have just popped out to the shops to get a Kinder Surprise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)

THEN SHOVED IT UP ITS CUNT??
NO!

AND SHOPS WEREN'T EVEN INVENTED, AND NESTLE HADN'T STARTED MAKING KINDER SUPRISES
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)

ITS CUNT?
If you were THAT sure about the sex of the flying reptile, you'd have said HER CUNT.

That doubt, means my Kinder Surprise argument is still valid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)

i see at least 50 people have died in tunisia because of the riots. what do you think of them now?
i see at least 50 people have died in tunisia because of the riots. what do you think of them now?

i see at least 50 people have died in tunisia because of the riots. what do you think of them now?

i see at least 50 people have died in tunisia because of the riots. what do you think of them now?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)

It was 70 at the time of the revolutions
No such thing as a bloodless uprising. Still much better than most.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)

i can't believe you think
70 people's lives are just so worthless. i always thought of you as a liberal, laissez-faire sort of guy. now i see you're every bit as stinking and right-wing as thatcher...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

You have very little idea about any sort of leftish politics do you?
The important thing is that the government changed not because people were looking after themselves and their own interests. It was because they were willing to sacrifice everything for a more just society.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)

(And they got to loot PC World)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I would sacrifice some of my DVDs that i don't watch any more for a fairer society

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I think we have the first nomination for the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Thank you, thank you
Who would have thought that all of those long years ago, the simple act of taking turner and Hooch, Sniper, Sniper II and Bangkok ladyboys to my local charity shop could end the socila and economic divison that has blighted this great country for 30 years.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)

go on then, give me an example of a society with a "left" government that has worked well
cuba? north korea? soviet states?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Ants
Historically left of centre and highly succesful colonisers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)

actually this makes my point better than i did
hmmm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)

So the massive inequalities
demonstrated by a "right" government are just as much to strive for are they? edit - I meant to put in something like the american system

Or could it be that, in advocating something of a fairer society he isn't in fact advocating a communist government, but simply a more socially minded capitalist set up? But then, it's a lot harder to argue against that than it is to set up a nice straw man argument.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)

This is just like
the sort of thing NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES would say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

The Big Society, thaht's the answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

You're not in favour of unrestrained capitalism?
YOU MUST BE A COMMIE. GO BACK TO NK, HIPPIE.

A debating tactic beloved by Americans all over the internet. She'll be calling you worse than Hitler next.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Most people are worse than Hitler if you ask me.
GO ON, ASK ME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I ASK

( Kroney, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

THEY'RE WORSE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Monty
on the balance of things, would you say most people are better or worse than Hitler?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

WORSE AL, MUCH, MUCH WORSE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

A list of people who are worse at Genocide than Hitler:
Sarah Palin
Andy Peters
My gran (although given the right circumstances)
King Kong
Dave Lee Travis
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)

To be fair to DLT
He did say he was going to kill Edmonds after he got give a 'Gotcha' oscar.

And shortly after (possibly) Michael Lush croaked.

There might be a connection there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Now, now
let's give Palin a chance, she might turn out to be much better at genocide.

And Andi Peters. I don't trust the shifty trouser-troubler.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Hang on a sec, I've got a terrible sense of de ja vue here
Have we had this exact same conversation before?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Every other day, practically.

( Kroney, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

no
it just doesn't allow for as much friday afternoon flippancy...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Any and all of the Scandinavian states.
Germany was pretty left wing for a long time.

Edit - I think you are rather confusing "left-wing" for "communist" here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

no
it's just a friday afternoon, is all.

although speaking of woolly lefties, i still can't believe how different you look to how you looked in my head...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Fair does, I thought you were probably being flippant
but you have to check.

I can take a picture of me angrily shaking my fist at a bank if it would make you feel better? Mostly Barclays for only have TWO cunting branches in Scotland, the arsebadgers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)

What does he look like?
I have in my mind an image of a 1970s Geography teacher, thinning ginger hair, a ratty moustache, a cheap sports jacket with leather elbow patches and houndstooth trousers going shiny at the knees.

Am I right?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)

You forgot the slight staining on his crotch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

steady, now. That's spilt beer.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You're spot on.
Well, apart from being entirely wrong, but I can tell you're getting tumescent so I didn't want to spoil your semi.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

tbh
he's kind of nailed what i thought you looked like too... only i thought you might be hairier than he puts it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Ginger?
seriously, you thought I was ginger? Fucking hell.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

well yeah
you sounded all angry and bitter, you know?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

angry and bitter?
coming from the lady whose every second post is ranting about men, traffic wardens, work and tax?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

it's not ranting
it's delightful sweet tongue in cheek witticisms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

ah, righto.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

You only seem to think a measure of "worked well"
is how much money they make.
Most european companies are left and their societies are doing pretty well. Sweden has 100% litracy rate, one of the lowest crime reoffending rates in the world. Cuba one of the best healthcare systems in the world, it's people have a great life expectancy and very low child mortality.
Bhutan has the happiest population in the world and their king is basically a hippy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I heard that that healthcare thing was bullshit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

i didn't have to go into hospital when i was there
but the outside did not look promising
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)

have you been to cuba?
i have.

the people have nothing and the shops are empty and they live with chickens and other animals in their houses. the police wander everywhere with guns, blatantly ripping everyone off (it cost me all the cash i had on me to bribe them not to arrest me. for having my hair braided and therefore paying cash. to an 8 months pregnant girl. then they took her cash too). you can't even send postcards because the government censor them. you have to have your suitcases sealed in cellophane so that the airport staff don't steal everything. and all the doctors and nurses are giving up their jobs to go and work as maids in the tourist hotels because they earn more money in tips that way.

it's great for a holiday as a westerner. it's not so great to live there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

There's a pretty good counter argument
about how Cuba could be a lot better off if America stopped fucking it over. But lets skip that and BURN THE HIPPIES!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)

the problem is, al
that if you like the finer things in life, you have to be a bit of a right-wing twat to get your hands on them. liberal/left principles just don't pay that well for most people. if you genuinely don't really care where you live/what you can do/where you can go on holiday, it's fine. if you don't want to be saying "can i afford to go out for dinner this weekend" and you DON'T like that then... you need to be a bit more evil.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Hmmmm, the problem here is entirely ideological
You think you have to be a cunt to get where you are, but the only reason for that is you are surrounded by other cunts who think they have to cunts too.

Rewards for personal effort can exist quite happily alongside caring for society at large, but only if people are prepared not to be utterly fucking selfish.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I've always managed to retain the finer things in life
and as we've established, I'm terribly left-wing and liberal. If only I could knit, I'd knit my own yoghurt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Some of them are nig-nogs, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Why shouldn't you be arrested for having your hair braided?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Have you ever been to london?
Police wander everywhere with guns, people are always stealing things and people have cats and dogs in their houses etc.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I blame Nick Clegg and his cronies for this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Check out Barry from Eastenders list of crimes committed in the Capitol
the thieving pikey
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You can't
he's even nicked the list of things he's nicked. He's a little bit wahey, he's a little bit wooooo, he's a one-man crime wave. He'll nick ANYTHING.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I can't remember the full details but his thievery occurs under an alias, so it doesn't matter if he gets nicked or not
I'm still baffled by this
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

i am not sure if you are out-flippancing me now
for my own sanity i am going to assume so, because nobody could draw a serious parallel between havana and london. and yeah, having two goats and ten chickens (like the house i was invited into) in the lounge is EXACTLY the same as a cat...

bloody woolly liberals, no common-sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)

And having a liberal view point
and thinking that people who earn the most should pay the most tax is EXACTLY the same as communism.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

it certainly feels that way when you're the bastard who will be in work (i) late tonight
(ii) tomorrow morning (iii) all day sunday

and will be getting raped for tax at the end of the month, yes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Sucks to be you then doesn't it
I'm going to be having fun this weekend with my friends, and I'll probably pay less tax than you.

But, you live right in the middle of central London, drive an expensive sports car, are a member of a nice gym and have loads of nice shoes. And on top of that, you'll almost certainly have more money in your bank account than I do.

On the flip side I spent most of my savings from the last five years on a ford fiesta, I live in a small terraced house on the outskirts of london which I can only afford because of sharing the mortgage with my wife and the generosity of my parents in getting a deposit together, I haven't bought a pair of shoes for over a year and I owe nearly 3 Grand on a credit card.

So, you see, you may pay more tax, but you are still better off than me, and if you didn't want to work all those hours, you are not being forced to. You are simply being well rewarded for the hours you do work.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)

nah, it's great
i'm also at a birthday party tonight, out tomorrow night, and out for dinner on sunday night. i like my job and although i prefer not working weekends, it's interesting and massively challenging.

also the honest truth is, i couldn't live as i do if i had a mortgage even on my city salary. but then my dad earned every single penny of it himself, they come no more working-class than him!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Ugh, an arriviste.
How simply vile.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

worse than that monty
proper peasant stock, i'm afraid. his mother worked down t'mills and his father worked on t'railways.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Eeee, by 'eck.
There's nowt as queer as folk.

I'm not calling your pater a bender here, by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

i wouldn't
he might be 67 but he's still built like a block of yorkshire stone, there's more fat on a butcher's pencil!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Eee, champion.
Nowt taken out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I bet I miss the however-many hundreds of quid a month in tax that I pay
A damn sight more than you miss the however-many thousands you pay.

Which is kind of the point in charging higher earners more in tax.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

'litracy' lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I dunno where the fuck you got the ideas about Cuba from
you're right about Sweden, same is true of Norway and Denmark too. But Cuba? totally fucked. And Bhutan happy? there's no "measure" of happy. Bhutan is probably the most technologically backward state in the world, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

what about swaziland?
i believe the country is starving, but the king ordered a shit load of really expensive cars for himself and his thousands of wives.

there is only 1 road in the entire country they can drive them on. ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Did he buy them with money from his fan club?
Or am I getting the King confused with Steadman from Five Star?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

yeah, but since dictatorship is the "ultimate" in right-wing government
you aren't helping you own argument, here ;)

no, you're right, I suspect there are lots of countries that are pretty tied on being "least technologically advanced" although I think Bhutan was quoted as the last country on earth to get a phone line anywhere.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

i just fancy having a pink palace
that's all, really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

You should have said earlier.
I'd imagine that when Rod Hull died, Emu's pink windmill was up for grabs.

There's somebody at the door.
There's somebody at the door.
There's somebody at the door.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

And you shall.
When your prince comes. Well, probably a little bit after, give the chap time to fall straight to sleep first.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

You know what I heard?
The Bhutan Clan ain't nuthin' ta fuck with.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Ol' Dirty Bhutan.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

What's the reason for the insane repeating?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

he didn't reply quickly enough the first time round

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Are they sure it wasn't just a poo?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)

a poo egg?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

That caught my eye too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I've got one of those.
I have the limited edition Gudrun Ure model.

It's pretty worn out now, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Was it made of paper and leather rather than silicone?
and stuffed with lavender
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Stuffed with rotting haggis actually.
With removable ginger merkin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Jesus, I would do sex with Jesus
That'll learn him for being concieved by holy rape!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Mary would have been a good bet.
She knew how to keep quiet about who really knocked her up.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

So, yeah, Joseph, you see what happened was god visited me and we did it donkey style
and now I'm up the duff. But you are much better in bed and God has a tiny penis, no wait you're drunk don't go looking for him, it'll only end in tears/smiting!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:23, Reply)

"When he told me he was omnipotent...
...I thought it meant we would be safe!"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Very good fat man!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)

You
Up
(TheColonel, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)

a marrow
I just need more practise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Practice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

actually it's practise
Practice is for surgeries and dentists
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Maybe some surgery would help
or possibly some dentistry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You're going to need both of them
if I get any more fucking lip from you, love.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

DELETER!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

How interesting.
Your sense of superiority is fragile.
( thealternativefact, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

BFF!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I love you so much
that I am going to have to leave immediately and go somewhere else.
Edit: See you tomorrow!
( thealternativefact, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

YES!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

go in for the kill, Clendrix!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

His own shame and self-loathing will undoubtedly finish him off at some point.

( thealternativefact, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

You're fackin' next, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

*prods monty with a stick*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

*gets a semi*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

woo!
this is the most effect I've had on a man in some time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

practice a tuppence like a windsock
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Claudia Winkelman.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Alright, Jobbie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

i hear he's shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

He's just 'logged' on, give him a chance.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

all good thanks.
Just got back from a funeral and having a well deserved dooby. Good day dude?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Monty
I'm going to do a chompy and ask if you reckon there would be space to fit another couple of people in tomorrow night?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I'm sure that will be no problem
can you confirm by pheaune tomorrow afternoon though pls, so I can let the little brown men know how many of their overlords are gracing their hovel with their prescence?

Thanks awfully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I will do, It's not a definite, but there might be a couple of friends coming to see us
I'll let you know by lunchtime.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

The idea that you have any friends is fucking hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Early evening greetings, Turdy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Hello mate.
Gair i dy fam
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I'm furious.
Some fucker has been taking money out of my c/card account each month.

Ok I should check my statements more closely but dammit!
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Would that not be the credit card company?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

No.
A sort of web building company for dating sites.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

That'll be Bert Nonceysex then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I'm livid.
Mainly at myself for not noticing it earlier.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

What is the name of the company as it appears on your statement?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Dating affiliate Ltd
I've just rang them and left a message to ring me asap.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

How long have they been charging you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

God knows.
I've only looked at the past 6 months. My c/card company will confirm for me when I ring back.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

You won't lose any money - the c/c company will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I know, it's happened before.
It's just a pain. Thank God it's only £20 a month that's been going out.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I once had £1500
taken out of an account I had never used (it was unwanted and came with a mortgage), the card for which I cut up the day it arrived.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Oof!
How the hell did they get your details from that account if it was never used. The mind boggles.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Inside job innit? Must have been.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

What a coincidence.
Some fucker has been taking money out of my c/card account each month too. Me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I would shop yourself in to save money.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I've tried weighing myself in for scrap
but they said without a working soul or conscience I'd only get 50p.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I think you're worth more than that just for the teeth.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I don't deserve to have the teeth I do.
My poor sister does everything right and hers are fucked - I've neglected mine big time and have never had a filling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

She probably got the personality.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

She got the breasts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Winna!

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'm not sure they would have suited me anyway to be honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I can totally see you with pert little C cups.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

If I stay in this relationship
it's only a matter of time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I don't understand the question.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I think he's asking if you fancy a bit of the old 'other'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Ah!
Yes but not with him. I am quite sure the feeling is mutual.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

No I quite want to have sex with me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)