i do that all the time
i don't even have to be drunk, just have passed out eg watching tv on the sofa. i will talk absolute bollocks (more so than normal) in my sleep - sometimes stuff from 10 mins ago and sometimes just random shite. my ex and my so-called friend always called me the coma-kid.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My mum and dad used to go into my room when I was little just to have trippy sleep-conversations and laugh at me.
Sometimes my eyes are open too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

that's just mean!
it's like me - i can't sleep if any bit of me is hanging off the edge of the bed because i think something will come along and grab it.

only when i was about 25 did my mum admit she always used to grab my foot if it was sticking out from the duvet when i was tiny... child. abuse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I couldn't sleep out of the covers because my uncle Terry explained the Nuclear Deterrent System to me when I was 7.
TERROR.
Now I can't sleep out of the cover because Tigger will come along and grab me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Take a tip from me
I'm horrible to the little fucker and he loves me. You should do the same.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

But his tiny tiny face when you shun him...
And his gung-ho-hat-joy when you're nice to him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

this is known as the "treat 'em mean" theory
working on gullible males of all species since cavemen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Yes but sometimes you're actually trying to get rid of them and they just think you're being a treat 'em mean seductress and they're like chewing gum in yer 'air

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

oh god yes
i don't think i'll ever understand them.

although the POTENTIAL new one is.............

/swoon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

They'll never understand you either. That's people for you.
People aren't even like Dolly Mixtures.
They're like a big sack containing sweets and mystery meats and sandwish casserole and socks. Oh, and inner tubes.
EDIT, Ooh, good luck. May a very long time pass before he does anything remotely cunty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

i hate random people
there's about 8,000,000 too many of them in london on MY tubes and MY streets and MY shops getting in MY way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)