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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I woke up this morning
To find a text from that girl I like.

So that was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
....saying
'if you ever, and I do mean EVER so much as think about contacting me again I'll have you banged up quicker that you can say 'Winalot Prime'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I sent texts to two girls I rather like last night. I got replies from neither.
*lobs phone out the window*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I have a another message from
some dude on a dating site who is into UFOs and paranormal. I think I have to compose another 'I'm not interested, go away' email
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Start the email
Dear Earthling...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Want some help with that?
I am well-known for my gentle and sensitive brush-off missives.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)
your last one was excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Why, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
YAY

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)
YAY you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LntMhQyUzn8
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)
does this mean you're dancinf round to this tune
while waving your phone in the air in victory?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I'm in bed at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)
wanking over your text?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:29, Reply)
No.
Reading text written by wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

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