nowt im fucking sick of cooking and having to eat it
the washing up an all
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Date a chef.

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)

id still have to eat it though
and what if he's ugly or dull :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Dump him and find a cute and exciting chef.

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

i used to work with chefs, dirtiest cunts alive
one came back from the toilet once and my mam asked if he'd had a dump. this was his face :O he said, how the fuck did you know that?

his apron strings had dangled in the pan and were smothered in shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)

yer they'd get in the portaloos in the morning before the crew turned up an all
and lay massive fucking logs and not flush. so these poor fuckers would roll up all hungover to be presented with these little gifts and pewk their grannies out

THESE MEN TOUCH YOUR FOOD
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I sometimes wish that 70s dream
of all food being in pill form would come true
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)

mmm
dospans dipped in nutella
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)