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I've had some lovely scran tonight.What are you having?
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girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:35,
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I made some veggie fajitas.They were lovely.
What did you dine on?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:40,
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Plov.It's a kind of pilaf from Uzbekistan.
Then oatflake and ginger biscuits with a cup of tea.
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girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:43,
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Now and again I'll take some time away from the dead animal.As much as I like eating meat, I'm not against veggie food.
Variety innit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:51,
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Good to hear.I've decided that since I'm not drinking at the moment, I'm going to treat myself to some nice biscuits at the weekend.
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girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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I like Yorkshire tea.Tetleys doesn't have enough taste for me liking, but saying that, I like my tea without milk - which more people find odd.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:04,
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Yorkshire tea is nice too.You're an odd bugger generally, aren't you?
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girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:07,
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I don't know, you just are.But not in a negative way.
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girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:10,
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Shagging dogs, supporting city, weeing on lamp posts(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:12,
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After this weekends blowoutI shouldn't eat anything, but I might have some soup
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:41,
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Soup is good.I'm going to have soup a couple of times a week now.
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girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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it's not like real food(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:56,
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You have no idea how much self control it's taking not to go downstairs and bury my face in berk's cake.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:03,
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Hahaha!this sounds all kinds of wrong. Remember, it's made of carrots, so it's one of your five a day...
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+ have it with ciderAnd that is 2 of your 5 a day?
Did you have a nice curry berk?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:37,
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I had a lovely curry JeffI was quite proud of myself for not overly stuffing my face and making myself ill, and even more proud of myself for somehow dodging the hangover bullet I richly deserved.
How's your weekend been m'dear?
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nowt im fucking sick of cooking and having to eat itthe washing up an all
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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id still have to eat it thoughand what if he's ugly or dull :(
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:49,
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i used to work with chefs, dirtiest cunts aliveone came back from the toilet once and my mam asked if he'd had a dump. this was his face :O he said, how the fuck did you know that?
his apron strings had dangled in the pan and were smothered in shit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:53,
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yer they'd get in the portaloos in the morning before the crew turned up an alland lay massive fucking logs and not flush. so these poor fuckers would roll up all hungover to be presented with these little gifts and pewk their grannies out
THESE MEN TOUCH YOUR FOOD
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:58,
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I sometimes wish that 70s dreamof all food being in pill form would come true
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:57,
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mmmdospans dipped in nutella
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:59,
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Oh man, I'm so pleased you started a food thread, I wanted to say what I made but didn't wanna do it out of the blue.I fried some onions and chorizo in a bit of oil, toasted some pine nuts, made some couscus with chicken stock, mixed the above with a few raisons, stuffed them in some red peppers, a slice of motzrella on top, a small dolop of tandory paste..... then put it in the oven on a low light for about 40 minutes, then grilled the top to get it crispy.
OH MAN, I'm a great chefologist.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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Are you coming to my bash?You could totally wow us with your cooking.
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girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 20:53,
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what/where/when/who !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:07,
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Last bank holiday weekend in May.Rosalicious has signed up so it should be awesome.
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girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:09,
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i fucking love a good bash me(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:16,
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Can't have anything more today after epic burger time.It was lovely and totally worth it, so it's ok.
I'm going to bed very very very soon and it's going to take a lot to get me out again. I'm comfy and warm.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:01,
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Chorizo, salami, tomatoes, mozzarella, orange melon and a bit of garlic bread. Superb!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:11,
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You've had a fucking pizza haven't you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:11,
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NO!Just bits on a plate.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:12,
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who the hell would have melon on a pizza?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:18,
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And the dEfence rests(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:22,
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Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate? :)(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:12,
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I know.Hence the little smiley face.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:15,
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I am happy BlousieAs happy as a child on a Sunshine bus on a day trip to the seaside.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:22,
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packet of wotsits from the vending machine downstairsfollowed by a 20 min wait as i left my card on my desk and could not get through the doors and the security guard was NOT AT HIS DESK. grr.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:18,
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Did you eat your Wotsits while you were waiting?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:22,
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Go home loveIt's Sunday!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:28,
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Not eaten today, can't be arsed tbh.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:29,
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Nothing at all?Are you not hungry?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:34,
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I initially thought thisand then I realised I truly did not care, and then I realised, that actually I was quite hopeful that he wouldn't eat anything ever again and would die.
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Aye, nothing at allAye, am pretty hungry, but can't be arsed cooking though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:13,
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I'm making hot chocolateIN A MICROWAVE!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:56,
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I have now made hot chocolate in a microwaveThis is truly why peoples' attention spans are shrinking
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:58,
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So ownership of the Microwave oven is making you happy then, yes?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:17,
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well I got 99 problemsbut heating up food ain't one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:21,
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Are your problems like red balloonsfloating in the summer sky?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:24,
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you could try microwaving a lightbulbit's fun but the bulb will asplode if you leave it in too long.
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A massive dose of making a biscuit arsed face.Did something silly.
In the doghouse.
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Not really important.Well, not to anyone else apart from me and the other party.
Suffice to say I am well and truly on my knees.
I shall speak no more of this.
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Then speak no more dozer. Speak no more.What are you doing this evening? Bar shuffling about on your knees.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:25,
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biscuit arsed face?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:21,
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I have never heard this phrase before(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:23,
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I'm having a lovely dose of being at fucking work right nowI got in from London, dumped my back and went straight back out again. I'd be sadfacing all over the place but I had too much fun to be grumpy now, even though I won't get home til midnight probably, and then have to make some soup for my lunch tomorrow.
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You've got some front.Well, if you dumped your back
Did you have a good time yesterday? Any highlights?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:41,
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I had an awesome weekend thankyouforaskingFood was great, company was great, I drank a ridiculous amount (for me) and somehow dodged my hangover, then did a bit of shopping/browsing/drinking in a pub today AND I bought The Beautiful Shoes (TM) I was after.
So wins all round really. How was your weekend m'dear?
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It involved the pub, food and sleeping.Why are you working? Are you moonlighting as a hot-shot property lawyer?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:48,
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Were the shoes you bought the ones you wanted at Christmas?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 22:53,
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Yeeeeeeeeeesthey are truly gorgeous. I even have a top they'll match - now I just need an occasion to wear them to!
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Well, I got 10% offbecause my university staff ID looks identical in every way to a student ID...
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You and Amberl are going to run away with a girlie-shoe-conversation now aren't you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:08,
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Pfft would we do that?Plus I'm not girlie
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:09,
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Expects to hear about nothing but shoes*Sulks*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:10,
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Did I not show you them?www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33057&storeId=12556&productId=2129045&langId=-1&categoryId=&searchTerm=jenna&pageSize=20
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Oh those ones :)they're gorgeous especially the colour. Did you go shopping a bit in London then?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:05,
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Not reallyI dragged poor Lampito in to the Topshop on Oxford St because it's massive and I thought they'd have those shoes there because they didn't have them in the one in Birmingham. But everything shut at 6pm so I only had time (and money - it took all but £2 of what was in my account!) to do that.
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Glad you got them in time then!Sorry about keeping you in the pub so long as well :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:08,
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The food was deliciousI am now rotund though, I ate so much. Had a burger as well at a place Lampito took us to that was absolutely delicious
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:12,
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So it was good food and excessive drink?Sounds like a good night.
Reckon Montstock will become an annual event?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:16,
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I fucking hope it's more than annual(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:22,
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So do Iand I forgot to weigh myself at yours. Sad times. On the plus side I can still just about fit into my jeans
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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That is a good sign.It was so worth it. Will actually go to the gym for more than just classes next week. Unless my muscles give out.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:33,
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It was so worth it*salivates.* Also when I got home my sister had bought me a present before she left!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:35,
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A necklaceand a top from Jane Norman
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:39,
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That's a nice couple of gifts.I've got no idea who Jane Norman is though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:49,
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So do II will probably struggle to afford it more than 3 or 4 times a year though!
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You've always got a bed here. Unless it's a sofa.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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gained half a kilo, at leastlulz
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:23,
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I've put on 2lbs this week.Which is OUTSTANDING news.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:25,
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It is, indeed.Hopefully I'll be back on track within a few days, but it's given a glimpse into how easy it is to put weight back on again :/
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:32,
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Oh you'll be fineyou and Amberl both. One weekend blow-out does not make weight gain inevitable.
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It reminded methat some part of me misses real food
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:36,
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I have yoga and Body Blitz in the next two days to counteract this.On the other hand, delicious cake.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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I need to put on at least a stone though.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:37,
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I want to lose around 4.I'll send 2 stone over to you and I'll try and lose the rest myself, ok? Don't want to make it too easy on myself...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:04,
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That'll be good.I can take 2 stone, no problem.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:11,
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Expect a lump of stomach in the post soon enough.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:13,
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You can have some of mine as well(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:20,
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two stoneyou'll be well up to speed
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:45,
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2 from you and 2 from LampsAnd I'll be back to my fighting weight!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:50,
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Healthier stuff than this time two weeks ago,but I've lost five-and-a-half-lb so I shall keep on!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:40,
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If you lose anymore weight, can I have it?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:41,
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Please do.And you can describe to me in great depth how my fave cheeses and chutneys taste on those Carr's Water Biscuits.
And loads of vino.
And spicy pasta with double cream and chorizo :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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For the last few years.I've been able to eat whatever I've wanted and I've lost weight.
Me putting on 2lbs this week is fantastic news for me, as it means my tablets might be working!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:48,
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Aw I hope so mate.I've only just accepted the fact that I don't have the metabolism I had until I was 30.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:52,
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five and a half pounds lossis really good though!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:53,
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That was a fortnight's worth of loss, not a week though.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:58,
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It's still goodslow but steady. Not unlike my walking in London
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:00,
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I wish drunken walkingbut sadly just walking walking
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:05,
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I walk faster than a smackheadFor all the good it does.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:08,
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Mine is working against me.I'm six feet tall and only 11 stone 12.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 23:53,
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I hope you get it sorted.Or lend it to me for a month.
Sorry for being flippant. I used to be anorexic so the bad side of my head is jealous.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:00,
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Trust me.You REALLY don't want what I've got!
I used to be 15 stone, but I carried it well, now I just look ill.
EDIT: Granted, I don't wish you to be anorexic either.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:02,
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I know, I have more sense now. I just make inappropriate jokes.I have a tiny frame and look like The Moon when I carry spare pounds, but it's just vanity, and yet when I was 6st4lb I thought I had a fat belly.
I've learnt since then, and I do actually feel for you.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:03,
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That's not good at all if you don't have the frame for it.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:03,
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There were WW2 prisioners of war who looked healthier than me when I was really ill.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:10,
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Blackbird singing in the dead of night.On my window ledge. Really beautiful.
They seem noisier and more beautiful this year. What's going on with them?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:10,
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Yes but not all the way through since I was a kid.Are you ruining this touching scene?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:13,
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On Saturday morningI woke up just as it was getting light and could hear birdsong for seemingly the first time in months. It was lovely. I do like spring...not that it's really spring yet, but you know what I mean.
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Exactly.And a few people I know have said similar.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:13,
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There are a nice variety of birds in the smoking bit of our library gardens*I have the thick pigeon who assumes I have food and pecks at the fagash, the magpie couple and the crows that raid the rubbish bin. I had the amusing experience of one trying to get into a closed salad box with some meat in, it kept jumping back like it was electrified every time it pecked the plastic. I stayed for about 5 mins mentally cheering it on, and it eventually got in.
To be honest, that was better than actually going into the library.
*what am I saying, the whole library garden IS the smoking bit
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:12,
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I'm definitely a magpie girl, myself.Beautiful thieving chavbirds that they are.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:16,
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You know the rhyme associated with magpies?Well I saw 12 of the mini-flying-penguins in a field the other day.
What do you think about that eh? The rhyme never went that far.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:20,
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Good. You can't get ahead in life without being mean.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:21,
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I was just sayingThat you love crow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:20,
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It's been lovely and productive, with the added reward of diet results (sorry)You had a good'un?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:25,
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It's been okay actually.How are your wedding plans progressing?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:25,
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Oh we'll have to plan moving in together first.I was looking at dresses today though. Just for fun.
Right you, I'm offski to bedski.
Night John Boy!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:27,
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This makes you the supplier of fake drugs berk.How does that make you feel eh?
*Are you cycling home from work?*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:31,
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No, I'm home nowIf I have to go in late or at the weekend or whatever I drive, I'm not bloody cycling at silly o clock at night.
I am perfectly content in my role as a supplier of fake drugs Jeff.
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What time are you back in tomorrow?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:40,
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The usual9-9:30 or thereabouts.
Hows the job search going, any news?
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Lots of conversations, and a few things in the pipeline that might be interesting.But the duration of the contracts are too short at the moment, I want something with at least 6 months on it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:51,
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Are you likely to find somethingif there aren't any being offered? Perhaps businesses don't necessarily have six months worth of guaranteed money for an analyst?
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I'll consider a perm role if I can't find what I want on a contract.But the money isn't anywhere near as good.
There are a number of perm roles out there, but I quite like the 'living life on the edge' contracting thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 1:01,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:43,
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