I think you of all people should know why I'm in a good mood at the minute mate
Also, I just found out this weekend when my show's going to be on TV! Very excited, much sooner than expected.

How are you all today, you beautiful shits?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was thinking about you yesterday
as it occurred to me that you hadn't been around for a while. I was worried you had finally got upset by the constant jibes we make pointing out that you're not very attractive, your girlfriend is, the fact that you're together is a source of mystery and as a ballroom dancer, you're probably a closet homosexual.

But I'm glad you haven't as I've missed you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Bender.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm pleased to be able to assure you that I've long since made my peace with having a girlfriend who's way out of my league - the other way round is worse - and am practically impervious to gay jibes after years of hearing the same ones over and over and over again.

Your concern is gratefully received. Mad Dog is right though, you are a bender.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

:(

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Oh don't be sad dear
I can learn you to handle gay taunts like water off a duck's back.

*awaits inevitable strikethrough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

*also awaits*




*still awaiting*
That's the funny thing about inevitability, isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I think you can agree
That based on previous form I was entitled to believe that strikethroughs would be forthcoming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

That is fair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

*re-reads previous post*
What is it about replying to you that makes me sound like I've got a Thesaurus open as I type?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Morning Darth.
Where you been hiding?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Morning sexy
I've been off work ill and frankly it never occurs to me to consult B3ta at home. Don't want to accidentally leave the page open on the laptop and accidentally allow Ms Foxtrot to see the sort of miscreants I'm associating with, do I

How have you been, my dear?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I'm OK
I haven't been to bed yet though, so I probably should do something about that. What have you been ill with?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Just general run-downness
IT'S A WORD

Headache, mild nausea, failure to stand up without wobbling or focus on bright screens without feeling shite. Makes both work and my preferred relxation methods (Xbox, TV, porn) inviable. Thank you for asking :-)

So I assume you've been up all night furiously researching your next politically-motivated article?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Well, I was tired before work last night
And I'd been drinking all afternoon, so I may or may not have taken some MDs to wake me up before I went in. Pfft, I put the latest post up like, an hour ago, where've you been?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Well that's made me look stupid
More so. Congrats - I'm off to read it now :-) what else have you been up to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Meh, you know, the usual.
Bit of angry feminism here, bit of burgeoning alcoholism there. It's been rather dull. My insomnia has now got so bad that I frequently talk to an Australian online. Oh. I got my 5,000th view yesterday, that was quite nice.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Fucking hell, good going
I assume that you talk about the Ashes more than anything else? Boycs would expect nothing less. Sorry to hear that you're not sleeping though. Any movement on the job front?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Got a few more shifts at the pub, so I'm being lazy and forgetting about the real world.
My short term needs are met.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Excellent work
B3ta is proud of you for this attitude
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

*nods*
Oh yeah, I ain't watching your show, by the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Oh?
And why the hell not?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

She doesn't have a TV

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)

No, it's because he made a fucking FACEBOOK INVITE to watch him on TV.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Ah, that too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm protesting that.
I'm making a stand for all that is true and good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You wouldn't believe how many times I've been asked when it's on by people with less to do than you
That was the easiest way to let everyone know. Does it help to know that I opted for that course of action in the name of laziness?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Actually, yes.
I'm still not watching it though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Fine
It's not as if I voraciously read your blog. This may affect the quality of your birthday present
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)