Hmmm....
I'm a massive pop whore. I listen to allsorts of shit I wouldn't necessarily like to admit to in public. I do love the girl groups - Girls Aloud, Sugababes, Destiny's Child.

At the moment I'm rocking Ke$ha, even though I want to slap her silly for spelling her name like a bumder.

Alt: Yes, they fucking can. Mine are ridiculously fucking large, and show no bastard sign of shrinking. I recently lost over three stone, and they barely even shifted. I look like that Lola Ferrari woman. This may sound all well and good, but it means that when I take my foundation garments off, they touch my knees.

*sadfaces*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:17, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like her song about seeing you next tuesday.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

When I lost a lot of weight they were the first thing to shrink.
Now I have to try and keep a happy balance between overall weight loss and boobage.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Wooks is a massive ke$ha fan
trufax
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Before he leaves he brushes his teeth with a bottle of jack.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

He doesn't often see sunlight though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I heard he once looked out of a window during the day
and got scared because someone had left a great big lightbulb in the sky
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

He also gets scared around vegetarians

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?
THEY TURN DOWN BACON.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

*smoothes hair with hand*
What are you doing tonight?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

She's doing someone cool
with grey streaks in their hair
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

*punches air*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Oh, fair point. I quite like "push the button"
that probably counts as mainstream pop.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)