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I know, it still gave me a head rush.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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That's because you're being silly and giving up.
Getting a headrush from a Silk Cut is nature's way of telling you to MTFU and get back on the fags.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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Nah they're to expensive basically.
I could be spending that money on better stuff like booze.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:16,
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Get on the rollies
I spend about £6.50 on 50g of baccy, lasts me about a week. Sorted.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:18,
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I was on the rollies,
and why are you so desperate for me to smoke?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:19,
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so it's not so embarrasing to talk to you
because it was the only cool thing about you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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I'm sorry beard spouting surfer stoner in a band cliché
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PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:24,
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you do realise that I choose to do each of those things
and that I continue to do them because I enjoy them?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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Fine, enjoy them
But don't fuck with my chevron!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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sorry dude
chompy is upset because I'm cooler than him so I felt I had to respond
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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Oh man, I really wish I was you.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38,
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it's ok
not only do most people wish they were me, but most people wish you weren't you too
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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Because it will make you look big and clever?
I'm not sure.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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Smoking will kill you
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26,
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So will pretty much everything else I do.
Plus, if I didn't smoke, I'm pretty sure I'd have killed someone by now. Surely that's worse?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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What's worse is you just totally ruined my chevron
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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*ruins chevron*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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I could have fixed Vipros' damage
But Bella just ruined it.
But yeah, smoking stinks to high heaven and will kill you.
It does look cool though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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Another thing which may have got me killed
See, I'm just a risk taker.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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Nah, he won't give you cancer!
He doesn't hit girls.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38,
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This is true
But 'cancerfist' can be a verb.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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I'm genuinely scared now.
Sorry Labs, I'll never ruin a chevron again.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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Good girl
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:45,
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I didn't even realise what you were doing, because I didn't scroll down
HOWEVER, I would have deleted my post if you'd asked. I'm nice like that. And also a bit scared of you.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:48,
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Lab is a cracking lad, you don't need to be afraid of him.
Monty is the only one you need to be really afraid of.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:52,
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Monty's never threatened to give me cunt cancer.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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He never threatens anyone, he just does it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:54,
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I imagine he's trying to scowl me to death over the internet at the moment.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:41,
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smoke rollies like a man
you fucking pansy
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:19,
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One more
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:25,
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Don't do what my grandfather did
which is switch to a pipe, but smoke it like a fucking bong - he was dead within ten years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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