I think we're planning on getting a new suite at some point
but we have to be able to see the furniture first, so there will be a long period or me emptying the house first.

I should be working now, in fact, but I just feel majorly depressed every thime i look at the shitheap that is my home. I could just tip everything, but mr b3th hovers behind me going 'that's saleable. Don't throw that out.'

*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I threw out two cuddly toys and some clothes yesterday.
This is a breakthrough.
There was also a small talking Shrek's Donkey, which, when accidentally knocked in the bin-bag, frightened the life out of me and convinced me I'd trapped someone's sprit in my rubbish.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

have I mentioned before
I fucking love you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

But it said "Wooooah!" and "Be caaareful!"
I went a bit blue in the lips.

Also, back atcha Sis!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

My mate had some kind of Star Wars Yoda figure
and when he moved house, one of my mates was helping. He picked up a box and was told "Put me down, you will"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

We phoned our old boss at 2am and played Wallace & Gromit alarm clock phrases at him
But we didn't know that he had the same alarm clock, so thought burglars were up in his flat playing his alarm clock at him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

hahaha!
what?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I know, what a conclusion to reach!
"Those phrases sound like my alarm clock. Burglars have evidently called me to play my alarm clock at me and taunt me."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Where was he?
At home or away?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)