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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's unhealthy when you keep ending up with plonkers who fuck you over.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
+ a 3 bar electric heater when you're wearing a cheap polyester nightie

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Cheap polyester!
Do you think so little of me?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I just pictured you when you're old
You've got a quilted bed-coat on as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Nah! I'd be wearing men's jammies and a very old sweatshirt with fraying cuffs and food stains all down the front.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Is that like a modern day Miss Havisham?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I will never be dumped at the alter.
Of this I am certain.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I just meant the slobbing round.
I've never read more than about 1/3 of Great Expectations, and remember practically none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)
It's fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I found it to be thoroughly fucking dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I was speaking in general terms
That that scenario would make sex unhealthy. I imagine you'd be furnished in the finest Chinese silks.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Damn right.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Quite right Blousie.
You'd have 4 bars on your fire wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Only the best for me love.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
*High 5s*
4-bar-Blousie!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Is that for when she goes Trampolining?
Oh, Bar? Oops, my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

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