Challenge accepted.
"Schtop, thish Monty ish not ready yet, you needsh to dilate the anush before Dutch Schteve can fit in."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or "Schteve" for short.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Although "short" isn't a word that can be used to describe Dutch Steve
at least, not in the downstairs department.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Yesh.
For some reason whenever I try to do a Dutch accent it turns into Sean Connery, and vice versa.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

that's a common problem
though working as I do with quite a lot of dutch people, it is not actually far from the truth.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Right I have loads of work to do.
Kindly forget all about this by the time I get back.

Thanks awfully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

For once, I'm not 100% sure
whether you're so much of an attention whore that you desperately want Dutch Steve to continue and are trying primary school level reverse psychology to encourage this, or whether you would genuinely prefer us to leave it alone and are stupid enough to think that asking nicely will work. Please clarify.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

"Hey Schteve! You want to come back to my plasche for schome dominoesch and schport fucking?"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I am trying to figure out how to type 'psychedelic' in a Dutch accent without making myself look like Gonz.
I am failing.
I blame the morning.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

"Schychadelic"?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

YES!
*punches air*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Ropey, I feel.
But thanks for playing.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Better than nothing.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Juscht be careful. We do not want Schteve to get the gush.
it is awful, yes? he could not schtop coming. After three daysh, hish body is shucked of all moischture, it ish like a hushk. And then firscht the schpaff goesh red, and then it goesh blick. And then you die.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Like a shad fasych freaky clown

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

indeed, sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)