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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Standard modern seduction process is
facebook chat
msn/gmail chat
email
text
phone
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:48, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Success rate?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I also skip the email one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
ha,
it increases for each level of the process but once you're at phone it's in the 90%s
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
standing outside there house at 1 am
killing their pets
stealing underwear
blackmail
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
you forgot "going through their trash"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
You want
to teach her the offside rule and then smash it up.

They love it!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Standard Monty seduction process is
meet them
wow them
fend them off
give in
PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Where's the "offer them a shit loads of drugs" step?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Eff that, bro.
Make THEM buy YOU the fuckin' MDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

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