Oh god, 45 minutes ago I looked at the clock and it's only moved 3 minutes since then.
This is horrible, everything is dragging out sooo slowly. I feel I've been here for two days even though I got in an hour late today.

Anyone looking forward to anything in the near future?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:29, 30 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm going to have some pasta in a couple of hours.
That'll be nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Might be going for a date on saturday
I got a maybe and as we all know when a girl says maybe that's a definate yes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Tell me, how do you do it? Do you just phone them up after meeting them? Do you text them or something?
What's your opener? "Hi, we meet at [x] yesterday, that was fun, I would like to meet you again sometime" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Generally my style is ironic small talk
lunch/weather/how work is going etc.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

So you meet someone at a pub or whatever, and then the next day you ask them what they're having for lunch?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Pretty much, not just lunch any boring subject
it's blatent that you're just doing it to talk to them but it's non threatening and usually kick starts a conversation.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

What medium do you use if there is no face-to-face?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)

THE COCK-GAZ NEVER FAILS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Standard modern seduction process is
facebook chat
msn/gmail chat
email
text
phone
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Success rate?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I also skip the email one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)

ha,
it increases for each level of the process but once you're at phone it's in the 90%s
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

standing outside there house at 1 am
killing their pets
stealing underwear
blackmail
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)

you forgot "going through their trash"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

You want
to teach her the offside rule and then smash it up.

They love it!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Standard Monty seduction process is
meet them
wow them
fend them off
give in
PROFIT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Where's the "offer them a shit loads of drugs" step?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Eff that, bro.
Make THEM buy YOU the fuckin' MDs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Dinner
TV and bed.

Pork chops for dinner. Yay!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I've got a fucking fantastic chilli at home, that's for tea tonight.
Then, off to the pub! (DISCLAIMER: Taking no cards with me, and only enough for 1 pint)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I am off to an exhibition this evening, doncha know:
www.wellcomecollection.org/press/press-releases/high-society.aspx

An exploration of the role of mind-altering drugs in history and culture. If there's no mention of whoonga I'm out of there.

I'll probably swim down there - that or fly. Or drive an expensive car.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Honda Accord?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Turbocharged Accord with go-faster stripes
and hot and cold running BITCHEZ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

lunch in 15
also, I really am excited about tanning
and this fucking snow melting
and a cigarette
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

As of Monday I get to take a lesson a day and have some good activities planned.
This weekend I am going to sleep
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Well I got told I have to either stump up half a years council tax or go to court
So I'm quite looking forward to prison.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Do they allow prisoners internet access nowadays?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I think so.
Although a complete stranger saw me whining about it an a social networking site that I am forbidden to mention and messaged me saying that because he enjoyed reading stuff I write he wanted to give me £20. Just need a few more internet weirdos and I might avoid being lesbian-bummed in the showers.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I was hoping the answer was no so AA would have to practise his writing
on these
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

if you laminate them and use a board pen they last forever.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)