Speaking of Bullshit, the Archive has a new header entitled 'posters whose girlfriends are strippers, honest'.
Do you know any of these?

Alt question: The Archive is now close to filling my profile, is it time to edit, quit or take the obsessive's route and make it into some kind of blog thing?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:17, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

edit gets my vote
I wouldn't bother to read a blog but I do like to browse the archive whenever you pop up with a new category
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Oooooh ooooooh *raises hand*
Yeah, I've totally got a stripper girlfriend. A secret one. She's a model too.
( djtrialprice, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Burlesque if you please.
And I've only 'modelled' my workplace. *was on page 3 of the Liverpool Daily Post once*
*fully clothed*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

qotw lies
I'm sure there's a video of you on porntube.

or possibly on a university website inviting people to use the library
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Keyword 'inviting'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

lots of hot 'inviting' action

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

*rubs thighs*
Coooor

Libraries - they make me hot.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)

They have that effect on a lot of people.
Unfortunately a lot of them are ugly and smell funny.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)

It's the central heating
It makes me smell funny too.

Utterly hilarious. So hilarious that I need to use Lynx Africa.

Why am I channelling the spirit of a teenage boy?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

No more wine for you Chiekcnlady
Away to bed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

And eat a butty on your way.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

In Africa, Lynx do a Lynx "England"
that smells of boiled cabbage and leather.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

the libraries or the people?
In my experience, both could be true.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Both, but mainly the people.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Not you!
A totally hot secret one.
( djtrialprice, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Enjoy that steak.
Twice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I'm gonna be a lolfatty :)

( djtrialprice, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I have lost... a bag... of potatoes...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I'm surprised the shit hasn't filled it sooner
Follow your heart badger, do what you think is best
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Alt: edit it perhaps
but don't quit it's a good collection
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Theres a limit to the archive?
Edit and keep the funny stuff.

Ive never known anyone who had a GF who was a stripper
Did have one who had a GF who was a sex worker ( prostitute for the non PC brigade )
Make of that what you will
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)

My missus takes her clothes off every night.
I am, in the world of QOTW, the luckiest bloke in the world.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:26, Reply)

I take my clothes off every night
My neighbours weep ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:28, Reply)

hate to point it out
but Kip is referring to his gf(or possibly ex gf)'s sister, who was a regular on here and teaches pole dancing. No stripping as far as I know.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:06, Reply)

This is very true

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I mean I assume she takes her clothes off sometimes
but let's face it, no one would pay to watch it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)