I am trying to get tickets to Wembley and so far I can't work out where to start.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If only there was a way of searching the internet for information on this kind of thing

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I've given up for the night. I'm a silver member but theres loads of clauses about away games and I just got bored.
awaits strikethrough.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

ve given up for the night. I'm a silver member but theres loads of clauses about away games and I just got bored.

m a massive cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

that wasn't what I had imagined but bravo nonetheless!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

subtle, I like it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Well, Wembley is (I think) in Zone 3.
So plan your journey on that basis.

And what is a silver member? Is it like a shiny cock?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Arsenal Silver Member.
It's just a way of getting tickets from the source.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Do you get points, based on the games you've been to and all that sort of thing?
The more points, the more chance of getting a ticket?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

yup and I haven't used it for ages
past few times I've been I've had my cousins season ticket as he is travelling.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)

In a delightful display of the triumph of blind optimism over reality
West Brom operate a similar system.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)

We have a similar system at Ashton Gate
It has NEVER been needed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

If I could cash in the points I've earned
I could buy a cornetto, if you lent me a quid.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

It'll be just like like being at the seaside if you had an ice-cream.
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Og I do like to stroll along the prom-prom-prom
Where the brass band play 'FUCK OFF WEST BROM!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

We fucked off to the Premier League
what did you do?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)

hahaha
That really made me chuckle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

You're easily amused.
That's the best thing about spastic retards.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

You know berk has suggested I join you for Pulp?
What's it worth NOT to come along eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I don't give a shit if you come or not
in a crowd of 30 odd thousand people, I'm hardly likely to spend a lot of time worrying about you. I'm going to be right down the front going utterly fucking mental.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

"I'm going to be right down the front going utterly fucking mental."
And you call me the 'spastic retart'

I'll bet you've got a Blue Badge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

No I called you a spastic retard.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

hahaha
Fair play.

You win THIS round!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

*applies new mark to the chalkboard*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Tell ya, most people would have edited their post.
Remember that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Don't be an arse
of COURSE you're going to come.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

+ because I'm going to suck you off behind the toilets

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)

He should be so lucky.
edit - besides, they have portaloos at festivals. I'm not going down on my knees near one of those things for anybody.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Is Kylie one of the support acts?
*Phones Darth*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

easily raped is the best thing about spastic retards. Ask Chompy, I think it's number 3 on his
'easy target' list. After 'Lampito' and 'Grans Urn'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I am not an easy target, I resent this accusation.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)