They do the job if you're trying to lose weight though
/bitter voice of experience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

By being fucking awful?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Yeah
Your mouth seals shut whenever you put any other food near it

There are actually some brunch bars which taste alright and are surprisingly filling, plus only 150 calories. Fucked if I can remember the name though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)

They are packed with sugar
they are a fucking terrible way to lose weight. Eating a reasonable sized portion of corn flakes, or rice crispies, or even toast, would be a vastly superior way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Toast with Marmite?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)

If you've got horrific taste in spreads, then yes. Why not.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Marmite is godly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)

indeed it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)

You both deserve to have spikes shoved into your penis'

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I don't want you to try and stick your penis inside mine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)