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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Did anyone else see Skins last night?
Fucking hell that was dull. It's just turned into a more pretentious version of Hollyoaks, but without any eye candy.

Anyway. What's rocking your little socks today, internet chums? I killed my boss on Red Dead Redemption last night. This is important because he won't be my boss any more after tonight. I'm sure you understand.

Alt Q - what's for breakfast? Not lunch - BREAKFAST. I'm not playing by the rules. What a fucking rebel. Check ma bad self.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:42, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Porridge.
Tonight I'm making veggie chillie for me mam because I loves her sooooooooo much.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:48, Reply)
Applebite must have just posted.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:48, Reply)
I'm going to have a fry up for lunch though
which also breaks the rules.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Fry ups are always allowed.
There are no times limits.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:52, Reply)
Like beans on toast
which can be breakfast, dinner, tea or supper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
I'm of the opinion that one can whatever the hell one wants
at any time of day or night
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Not a big fan of a roast dinner for breakfast
although to be fair I've never tried. *plots*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Pay Day Thai Fri Day

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Never watched more than 15 minutes of that turgid shite in my life
Wouldn't waste my fucking time either.

I'm alright I suppose, got a fucking excellent lunch lined up, I'm at a 'masquerade' party tomorrow night, and I might be at my friend's house party tonight, but that's not certain. Long story short, her boyfriend despises me for no good reason, other than I'm not him, and he can be the only man in her life.

Alt Q: Nothing this morning sadly, I was a little late up.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:49, Reply)
Tell us of this excellent lunch
Go on, do it three hours before the lunch thread. Fuck convention in the arse.

Looking forward to seeing Torres in the blue of Chelsea, I imagine?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:55, Reply)
You mean the £35mil bid that was rejected?
No chance. Chelsea are just trying to show how they're still powerful by bidding for anything with legs.

It's a sort-of-chilli I made a couple of night back, but lacking a couple of things (garlic and kidney beans), as I forgot to buy them at the time. Bacon, chorizo, carrot, chillis, courgette, peppers, onions and mushrooms (last 2 cooked in chorizo oil). Really, really fucking tasty, I'm quite pleased with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Nice one mate, sounds lush
I quite agree about Torres, I think you'll struggle to hang on to him at the end of the season unless you somehow manage to bag 4th place but he'll go to Italy rather than another Premiership team
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)
I doubt he will, his style of play would be fuck all use in Serie A

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
He won't go back to Spain unless it's to play for Atletico again
and I believe that he wouldn't play for another Premiership club.

Although he might change his mind on either point if you're right and he can't cut it in Italy. He'd do well at Inter, fucking anyone could do well with that sort of service.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
I'd be amazed if he'd even try Italy
Italian play just isn't suited to strong pacy forwards who like to get in behind and make runs from deep. But, yeah, granted you're right about Inter.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)
You make a good point, in fairness
Better strikers than Torres have tried it and failed. If he does go to Inter we'll have Milito, thanks very much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
He's committed himself, and I know he's dedicated. Plus, he's hitting form again.
If we don't get Suarez during this transfer window (unlikely) than we're going to get him in the summer. The two of them, if they work well together, could be really fucking dangerous going forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I think you're being ambitious there mate
but I agree the timing of the bid is rubbish, this is the first time this season he hasn't looked like a move would do him good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
I dunno, there's more than one source saying he wants to join us, and is arguing with Ajax over it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)
I meant about Torres staying to form a partnership

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
I'm not sure, I'd say we'll have to see.
He's not showing frustration yet, and has stuck in. Come end of season, it could be entirely different. I'm confident he'll still be there come summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
If the alternative is seeing him at Chelsea I hope so
but I'd rather not have him in the Premiership as we should be back up there next season
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Why would Torres stay at a club for no marks?
They've dragged him down to a level of shittery in any event.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Didn't you doctor this chili with superhot sauce
to catch the food thief?

I hope I haven't just spoiled your office getting to watch you run around screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Nah, that was a seperate portion, small one left out intentionally for our thief.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)
No I did not
and I quote 'fucking hell that was dull'. I just didn't need to see it to know that this would be the case.

PAYDAY is rocking my socks today, thank fuck, and the prospect of wine and pizza tonight. I'll be having a yoghurt as soon as I muster the energy to get out of bed.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:54, Reply)
I'm paydaying it up to fuck tonight
musells and chips with french bread mofos.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:55, Reply)
Mussells and CHIPS
I shouldn't need to clarify how wrong you are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:58, Reply)
what's wrong with that? Moule frites is the food of champions.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Maybe in 1998 you were technically correct
Otherwise, no.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I'm fairly sure the year doesn't affect how something tastes.
Food, unlike clothes, does not have a fashion period.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)
I disagree food does have fashions
but like fashion you can eat(wear) what you like as long as you like it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Probably badly phrased
In that, yeah, pretentious wankers declare certain restaurants and cooking styles "in" but the difference between clothes and food is that food that is good will always be appreciated and valued by those that know better.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
let me point out again
that Darth doesn't understand because he is a massive bender.

I find the thing about cliched 70s dinner party food to be stupid. Prawn cocktail, fondue and tiramisu are all fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I make an epically good coq au vin
although it takes a fair while, involves setting fire to shit and is probably worse for you than mainlining lard.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Fondue is entirely "meh"
Prawn Cocktail - well, my inlaws love it, personally I'd rather just have prawns and sweet chilli sauce, but it's okay.
And Tiramasu is rank. Vienetta is the shit you want.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)
it's confirmed
you are a fucking spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)
I got tickets to see Suede in May.
I'm very happy. They are playing the whole of "Coming Up"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1058787
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I can't wait to meet you
I'm going to attach a car battery to your groin.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I can't wait

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I agree, Tiramasu is fucking wank.
Vienetta is fucking superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)
For this, I will remove the stipulation for you to spike your penis.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
You've just never had a decent Tiramisu, then.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I've tried what other people have proclaimed to be wonderful tiramisu
It's just creamy coffee tasting bleurgh. I generally don't like coffee in desserts, though the wife made a fantastic coffee and walnut cake last year.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
coffee and walnut cake is one of life's great things

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I'm pretty sure a chef mate of mine told me
that almost every single restaurant tiramisu is the same and is supplied by one frozen food company, it's just that they present it slightly differently. But he was drunk. And he is from Hull. So who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
No, this was home made by one of the women who worked in the kitchen

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Football reference
It's funny because in 1998 France won the World Cup.

/PsychoChomp
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:07, Reply)
It's not a French dish.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
belgian?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)
basically, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)
The name is French
That was the entire basis of the joke, which I now accept was not a classic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)
I suspect they'd probably say it's Wallonian
but - while I realise it's cock if you have to explain it, it was actually a pretty good subtle joke, it was just way too early on a Friday for me to get it. Try it again after I've had a third cup of tea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)
The exact same joke?
I'm not ACTUALLY PsychoChomp. Thank you for the kind words, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)
yeah, the same joke, why not?
I've got a really short attenti ... woah, a butterfly!
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Hahaha
Classic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Pah they've been eating good food since at least 1992

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
You can try
but you'll be a fool.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Nice
More shoes on the horizon, perchance?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Sadly not
I have to be good this month.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Aren't you way too old to be watching skins?
I imagine you have a Blue Peter fetish as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:00, Reply)
I think I might be too old for it, yeah
I came to the conclusion last series that wearing horribly mismatched clothes isn't cool or edgy if you're 17, it just makes you a badly-dressed 17-year-old. And little-known bands aren't little-known because they choose to fly below the radar and maintain their independent status, it's because they're shite.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:02, Reply)
bear in mind that he is a great big bender

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)
9.08 - first gay jibe of the day
Surprising. Provider - Vipros.

Less surprising.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
normal service has been resumed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)
OMG YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON THE TELLY ACCORDING TO YOUR SIGNATURE
WHY NOT CALENDAR IT AS WELL
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
I'm taking the afternoon off special
Sorry, that should be

I'm taking the afternoon off, special.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Good wordplay there
You get points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Special, as in wanking over Darth on the telly
A new low LIC 8(
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Low, yes
New, no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)
special, as in "you're special"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Due to badly timed insomniac children
I am now having a fabulous* Kelloggs Nutrigrain Blackberry and Apple Morning bar

What's rocking my socks today is simply the fact that it is Friday and I now get two whole days off in which to: paint the bathroom, look after the kids while Mrs Cow is on a hen party, empty the garage, go shopping..... Oh cock

* not fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:00, Reply)
They taste like how I'd expect flavoured cardboard to.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Only more cardboardy it seems
I am giving a training course today in work so at least I get a free lunch though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
They do the job if you're trying to lose weight though
/bitter voice of experience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
By being fucking awful?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Yeah
Your mouth seals shut whenever you put any other food near it

There are actually some brunch bars which taste alright and are surprisingly filling, plus only 150 calories. Fucked if I can remember the name though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)
They are packed with sugar
they are a fucking terrible way to lose weight. Eating a reasonable sized portion of corn flakes, or rice crispies, or even toast, would be a vastly superior way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Toast with Marmite?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
If you've got horrific taste in spreads, then yes. Why not.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)
Marmite is godly.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)
indeed it is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)
You both deserve to have spikes shoved into your penis'

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)
I don't want you to try and stick your penis inside mine

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
some fruit smoothie
as I couldn't be arsed to get up in time to make anything else.

Today, since someone has stolen all the real snow I'll be off to Braehead to play on their artificial snowpark.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I've just eaten three croissants
and I'm considering opening the packet of "Premium" Pork scratchings I just bought.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)
do it
it's basically like having bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Does premium come with extra hair, or none?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
I've opened them
they taste very similar to normal ones.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Eat a fucking salad you fat cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
same as usual
toast with nutella and marmite (on different slices) and OJ
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
You ate him?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:13, Reply)
I want to do a picture of Tiger Woods in the same vaine, but say "A pitch ain't one".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Pauly Pops
Tiger Woods has 99 problems but his pitch ain't one.
2 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Pauly Pops Gucci got 99 problems, but their stitch ain't one.
2 minutes ago · Like
Pauly Pops WW2 trench diggers got 99 problems, but their ditch ain't one.
about a minute ago · Like
Pauly Pops The Wizard of Oz has 99 problems, but a witch ain't one.
about a minute ago · Like
Pauly Pops My code has 99 problems, but a glitch ain't one.
A few seconds ago · Like
Pauly Pops Katie Price has 99 problems, but getting hitched ain't one.
A few seconds ago · Like
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)
It was WWI trench diggers, they had abandoned trench warfare by WWII

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post930534
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)
The girl on the Femie-cream advert got 99 problems, but an itch ain't one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Bao Xishun has got 99 problems, but being titch ain't one.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)
The maffia has 99 problems but a stitch ain't one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
no, I just ate breakfast with him

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Ugh. Woo! Nice.
In that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I had a weightwatchers yoghurt before leaving the house
but I have put in my order and soon a sausage and egg bap with tomato sauce will be in my pudgy, shaking hands.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
no
but i wish i had. because i was drinking until 3am and i actually think i might be dead from the liver up.

breakfast is last night's dinner.

and i have to do it all again tonight and tomorrow. AND i have a massive injunction to deal with this morning where my client just decided it could- you don't want to know, but it means headless chickens and blue arsed flies will be running around less than i will.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Awwwwwwww, my heart really bleeds for you and your dreadful problems
which were entirely unavoidable in any way, shape or form and are entirely uncompensated due to your unimaginably small paycheck.

Seriously, you have my pity.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)
thanks al
that really means a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Good stuff
Now stop whining and post a photo of your bleery eyed face so we can have a giggle.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
i have a couple of embarrassing ones on my iphone
but i'd rather stick pins in my red eyes than show you, you slavering cockhound.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Oh, go on
just send them by Gaz. I'll send you one of mine if you like?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I think I've found what I want for breakfast...
Yeah yeah, It's a DM link, but my god I want to give this a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)
That looks interesting
but if you're having a burger there isn't much point in making one that you can't get your mouth around.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I assume it'd be a bit by bit one.
Costs £15, but I'd give it a go. Wouldn't make it, but it'd be good fun giving it a go. Starve for a day in advance, drink a bottle of Lucozade for breakfast, then when I start getting the shakes at about midday, order it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
That looks fucking disgusting.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Pussy.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)
That doesn't look like it would taste particularly pleasant.
Beef and chicken?
It only exists because it's lolwaki.

I'd much a rather a nice simple homemade bacon cheese burger.
(TheColonel, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Have you seen the colossus burger I 'occasionally' mention round here?
That's a bacon cheeseburger I'd eat everyday, if I could.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Don't think so
Link?
(TheColonel, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is it
It's damn good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I have just discovered that Korn and Clutch are playing Download
and a couple of other half decent bands.

Unfortunately the most disappointing bands from Sonisphere last year are also playing in the form of The Cult, Pendulum and Alice Cooper.

Is it worth going just to see Korn and Clutch?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
I will qualify that by adding I know nothing of any of those bands, and yet it's still no

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
imagine that you really quite liked them
how about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
See below

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)
No, you'll still be stuck in a muddy field with a load of repulsive wankers
contemplating shitting into a variety mix bay for crisps (Phoenix 1996) in order to avoid the slurry of the portaloo's
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I've been lucky not to go to a festival that minging
Sonisphere is pleasantly clean, and Roskilde was Scandanavian/European and therefore well organised.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Bloodstock was well run, just unfortunate to have shitloads of rain on the first day, made the entire walkway on the campsite a quagmire
Giggity
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Hospitality at Glastonbury was pretty good, there was some semblance of hygiene in place

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)
No, but it's worth going to Sonisphere to see the Big 4.
The site set up for Download is really shit, so the bands have to be amazing to compensate.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
I'd love to go to Sonisphere this year.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)
last year was fucking awesome
couple of my favourite less well known bands played and were outstanding, and there were a couple of excellent surprises. Like how much I enjoyed Slayer, and that Gary Numan was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I like Slayer on record
But live, I find them quite dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)
they were utterly superb last year
one of those gigs made so much better because the band look like they are really enjoying themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
The crowd going mental when Tom Araya roared "raining blooooooood!"
Now that's a fucking memory from when I saw them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)
that is interesting
I have no interest in seeing Anthrax again. I'd quite like to see the others, but have seen Metallica and Slayer enough that it's not getting me really excited.

Would need another band or two to sweeten the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Motorhead and Mastodon are playing
Mastodon are amazing. And Motorhead are consistently great, with occasional flashes of being amazing depending how much you drink.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I've seen Mastadon
need to refresh my memory of them though.

Motorhead is tempting.

The sad truth is that I am skint and will continue to be all year, possibly getting more so when my lodger moves out.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I'm so glad my friend convinced me to listen to 'Crack The Skye'
I saw Mastodon in 2004. They were utterly fucking wank, so I just disregarded them after that. Then I heard CTS, and I'd quite like to see them again now...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I saw them play it at the Roundhouse
it was fantastic.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Bran flakes, green tea and a tab.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)
You're stealing hot beverages now?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
there's a guy at work whom i think is really seriously hot
and we were gossiping about him last night. he drinks green tea and everyone was saying that it is just not manly or sexy for men to drink this beverage. i had no opinion.

give me one?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
green tea is good shit
'everyone' is stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)
but is it macho/sexy?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)
What a stupid thing to ask
It's a hot beverage. It's not wrestling a fucking bear.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Have you ever listened to Iwrestledabearonce?
If not, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)
this is a question i ask myself about men daily
things that fail include: taking lots of sugar in tea/coffee, sticking your little finger out whilst sipping it, crossing your legs and tucking one foot behind your calf, brightly coloured socks. things that pass include: the faint tang of delicious aftershave, a hint of stubble, nice cufflinks (mont blanc is a good look).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Pffft
I am currently slightly stubbly, but my legs are crossed under my desk. And I only stick my little finger out when I drink beer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)
you're married, al
that is the very first NO on the "is he sexy" list!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Unless you're a personal trainer?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)
he was deeeeeply unsexy
when he sent me that picture of his disease infested cock. urgh. i thought i might have caught something just from the 2 seconds i looked at it before screaming and passing it round my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Did it look like this?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)
nah
i'd totally have hit that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Hmm, I used to have 2 sugars in tea, though I've cut that out
I usually sit with crossed legs, or foot-on-other-knee. All my socks are black, I use Amen aftershave, and don't own any cufflinks.
What do I score?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
2 Chins Fresh!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Wow, only two?
That means you reckon I've lost weight! Thanks Al, you're the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I would say that in so far as drinking a beverage can be sexy
that drinking green tea is massively more sexy than drinking ordinary tea

I would also add that forming any kind of opinion of someone based on what they drink is fucking stupid. (Unless it's a bloke drinking alcopops for pleasure or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I love me some alcho pops, I just don't drink them because people like you give me a complex about it.
Thankfully you can now get any fruit juice, fizz it up and add booze.... and call it a cider. So that's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I agree
Next time they mention it, belm violently until they stop, then simply carry on with what you were saying, without missing a beat.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Actually this is the correct response

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Green tea is very nice
he's obviously got good taste. Especially if he likes the Green Tea with orange and lotus flower. It's lush.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)
It has to be plain green tea.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)
No it doesn't

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)
I only drink green tea
I'm the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Do you honestly, really give two shits about his choice of hot beverage?
Of course you don't, because it really doesn't matter. Your workfriends are weird.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Says the girl who drank a carton of custard

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)
That sounds awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I didn't drink it
I used a spoon.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)

spoon JCB bucket
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Isn't that what we call TGB's minge?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)
That would be totally pointless
I'm not licking a JCB bucket clean of custard.

EDIT - I'm not licking it out of TGB, either, thankyou so very much!
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)
To be honest
if I had to lick TGBs minge, I'd rather it was flavoured with custard
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Haha, oh my.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, I WANTED CUSTARD, NOT STRAWBERRY ANGEL DELIGHT ! GOD, IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANGEL DELIGHT, AT LEAST GO FOR BUTTERSCOTCH.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Thanks Gonz!
NOW I WANT ANGEL DELIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I've never had Angel Delight.
What's it like?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)
lush
it's even nicer if you make it into milkshake. although i haven't had it in about 15 years probably.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Morning
No, I did not watch Skins. I thought the first series was good, but it went downhill quickly.

Nothing much rocking my socks at the moment, my life is currently duller than... something very, very dull.

Alt: people eat in the morning?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)
EUGH, I'm off work ill
My cough and sore throat have got worse and worse with each passing day. It's one of those irritating tickly coughs too, which kept me awake most of the night.

I hate being ill, feels like wasted time.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)
How is it wasted time?
If you're at home you can wank all day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I suppose so
Might also use the rest of the time to tidy the flat up a bit, though kicking dust up into the air might not be the best thing for my cough.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
It's wasted because the porn at work is far more appealing to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Hahaha
Gross
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

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