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Catface isn't really 12 years younger than you is he?I thought it was about 9-10.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
That's because I look amazingly youngand not because of his manly hairiness, right?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:43,
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Although if he's 12 years younger than you, then I'm clearly wrong on that point.(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I'm 35 next week.*applies extra wrinkle 'cream'*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:44,
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Old as the man she feels, etc.I wouldn't have said 35 either. 31 maybe.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
careful with the catface brand wrinkle 'cream'I hear it can have alarming side-effects.
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DO NOT USE INTERNALLY(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:03,
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Avoid contact with eyes.In case of contact with eyes rinse immediately with plenty of water then seek out cheeky wee fucker and administer punch in the arm.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)
You are all lovely flattering people and you all look incredibly youthful also.(
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