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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is a meat-only Indian diet called 'the Ali'
A bit like being on the Atkins, albeit with curry?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
hey!
I'm not some kind of meat-only curry fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
If you've got the lurgy, then a curry would probably help you feel a bit better.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
i'm too full of oven chips
and custard. I didn't eat those two things at the same time, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

i

All it does is make you horrifically fat though!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)
*looks in mirror and cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
You do not need to lose weight, though.
You look fine as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
PANDERTRON!
ENGAGED!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
He's top of my list of young totty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
*drops monocle*
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)
it's like you're being surrounded by
the female OT vultures

Not saying you're dead or 'owt
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Drop dead gorgeous
*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
*lies*


*chins*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You're a monumental cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
WHOOP WHOOP!

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
That's the sound
of the body that is legally obliged to protect us. Thank God they're here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Make sure you don't try and put leaflets in any shops though
Or they might spray you with CS gas.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Step 1: claim everything is racism

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)
yeah
that's exactly what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
The female OT denisens wouldn't care if he was
as long as he was erect.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
even if he wasn't
we could strap it up with some kind of splint
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Sounds like you have experience in this area

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I did a course in
cock first aid
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Step 1 - Kiss it better
Step 2 - Goto step 1.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
That'd just be boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Oi! We have standards you know.
Mine may have dropped in the past but that was the crap me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
we do?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
YES WE DO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
-licks lips-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Seconded
you're like a male Rachelswipe.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
If only I had her motivation
And salary.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
And breasts

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Oh fuck yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Haha, well
we'd all like that, I think.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Aww thanks!
I was only joking, I've lost weight since starting the diet so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
^this is good
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I am repressing jealousy

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You should never be jealous of Labs

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
yeah
he can't punch in a door nearly as well as I can
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
True I can't

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
you are however
better at not shutting them again, I'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
You just wanted to give me the opportunity to kick the door open

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Well, you know
how often do you get the opportunity to be all manly and grr? Maybe Amberl just thought she'd give you some value for the occasion?
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I'm watching Gran Torino
I will never be as manly and grr as Clint Eastwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Few people ever will
would you want to be, though?
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I heard about this and was very impressed.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
thanks Al
it's my man-strength, and apparent wish to be a shaolin monk that gives me these super-drunken-powers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I wasn't so impressed, I was looking forward to surviving in Monty's kitchen on nothing but beer, cheese and Lusty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
*inserts pun about vegetarianism*

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Well, either eating Lusty
or eating her out...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhhh
-blushes-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)
*sniggers*

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Oh shush you, behave yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
But it's so much more fun not to!

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)
-sighs-
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I am sure you have lost weight as well
again, NOT that you need to.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I think I might have
lost a tiny bit off my waist actually. However after tonight's dinner it's probably back on
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I bet you've lost more than you think
Again, not that you need to!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
well I'm not measuring or weighing
just going by clothes size and look
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I started like that
But also now weigh myself each week, which helps see the loss, though maybe the lazy take-out hasn't helped that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Weight is just a number
I always found it was far better to judge weightloss by the clothes I could fit in to.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I have to put another notch in my belt
The thin end, not the fatso end.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Ahh, it's great being able to do that
well done :)
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Nah, it's surprisingly ok
unless my binge is just biding its time to make my weight gain known...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I had Noodle Nation
and then a packet of Minstrels.
I remember the old days when a binge was a proper binge *gazes into distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
One day when I'm skinny I'll binge, just like old times
and when I wake up in the morning the next day, I'll be 90kg or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
It does feel good, I have to admit.
I got into one of my favourite dresses again. It felt awesome and looked amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I've decided what my target clothing is :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I have so many target clothes.
But I'd like to wear a certain type of clothes- I can't wear body con/clingy stuff as it's just horrific. When my stomach is a bit flatter it'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Mine is a dress I bought last summer
navy blue silk Kenzo shirt dress. I need to lose weight off everywhere though since it's closer to a 10 than a 12. I reckon I could push it though.

My favourite dress is body-con. However it's the one I told you about that literally anyone can wear and look fantastic in.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I do know what style of dresses suit me
thankfully they tend to be the type I go for, anyway. Nipped in at the waist with a full skirt.

Trying to work out if I have any photos of an incentive dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I know what dresses suit me
a burkha with a niquab to match.
Just joking. I generally edge towards little black dresses, since dressing to conceal weight draws attention
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Here is one. It's so totally 80s prom, it's spectacular.
www.b3tards.com/u/623f0b0735599cee466d/24042010324.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Lordy, my eyes!

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
You should see my wardrobe if you think that's brash.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
also my reaction haha
I would wear anything on this page if I were a size 10 www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/dress
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Oooh I love this
www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/dress/tea-party-gigi-dress
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I love that website
the sizing is a joke though. Not cut for breasts at all.

That said- I would laugh my arse off at anyone who bought these www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/pant-leggings/-feline-fatale-highwaisted-zip-detail-knicker
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Hahaha christ they're awful.

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
They really really are

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
these are more my style
www.millets.co.uk/category/camping/tents.html
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
totally would
that headless wooden manequin is really doing it for me
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
She's so sexy. I used to sneak down to my front room and snog her at night

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
She said she was mine!
The cheap, skanky MDF, chipboard whore.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Oi, less of that.
She's been good to me. Don't focus on where she's from, concentrate on where she's going!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Bizarrely I have no idea
what style of dress suits me. I just buy dresses that I like and hope for the best.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
That's probably the best way to do it
but I know if I buy a straight-up and down dress, no matter how nice it is it won't suit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I don't really own very many dresses
but " target="_blank"this is probably my favourite one.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)

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