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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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anyone for online boggle
weboggle.info/?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 15:59, 263 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D0zfB1l1x0
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)
damn you!
B3ta broke! It's not my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Awww I'm only teasing x

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)
meanie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:48, Reply)
It was affectionate joshing.
Have you had a nice weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)
no
I been ill. I did buy a red velvet jacket with elephants on while high on morrisons fake lemsip, though, so not all bad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Sounds very bohemian, you should hang out in Stokes Croft at the health food shops.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I'm totally a hippy art teacher
how was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)
How does that work?
Buying things with elephants? I had a Goldfish credit card once, but I've never bought things with elephants before.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)
it's not too bad
as long as you have a big purse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Did you get to play Boggle in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I played a little, I'm just not very good at it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)
story of my life, love
or is that story of my love life?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
This is so totally my life right now

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
i wonder if there is some causal effect
between being here and so many of us being single. Nah! couldn't be
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I have never ducked out of a social arrangement purely to go on the internet.
But I'm just generally shit and I guess I do look a little Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
looking a little 'internet'
i like that description :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)
I know several people who do so.
One's more a gamer. I find it difficult to tell the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I love you Lampers.
just thought I'd say that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I love you too, you're my favourite upside-down person.
How's the sea? Have you reached the sea yet? Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)
The sea was COLD. We paddled in it today.
I am going to be honest and admit I did a vanity search and saw what you said about me going back and I got a bit teary. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Awwwwww :(
When are you off back?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:47, Reply)
11 hours time I leave for heathrow...

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Oh jesus Christ.
That's not long at all :( Safe journey back, darling. Hope it all goes smoothly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I knowwwww :(
Spent this afternoon with Chickenlady and PJM though, which was LOVELY.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Aww, they're both awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Yeh', I'm _all_ up in that shizniss, what room?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)
there are different rooms?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Not really, you seem to be linking fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)
i have heard it said on here from time to time
that rory, he really needs to stop pissing around and just say what he means...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:20, Reply)
he's just a
little too subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)
GO RORY GO RORY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Men want to fuck him
Women want to be him
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Or possibly the reverse

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Chevron

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
no
i think you were right the first time.

also i don't get this whole new sudden chevron obsession. what's that all about?

32 more mins at work then out for dinner.

/excites
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Stop bein meen :((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)
you are more upset because i busted your chevron
than because i slurred your unrelenting machismo and sexual chemistry, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)
:( chevrons are the tits
My machismo goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
hmmmm
the + for

you are slightly macho compared to a lot of online pussies, i'll give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
/alpha cock gaz sent

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
you furry

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Why are you starting on me :(
I'm very sensitive today, it's like my man period
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I was just being truthful :(
how's your sensitive day been so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Dunno, I ruined someone that I shouldn't have, work, and now fucking around on the internet
I missed the b3ta bingo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)
promises promises
why is my inbox light grey then, rory?

why? why?? why???

you're nothing but a tease.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
You'll be sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Mainly because I still can't be arsed finding out how to link pictures via GAZ

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)
even i can do this, which is why i finally have pics in my profile.
you just go to somewhere like photobucket, upload it, then copy and paste the link to me.

*sings*

"baby make your move, step across the line, touch me one more time, come on, dare me..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Gaz ahoy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)
How's it going swipey?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
hello darling amberl
it is going good, but it will be going one hell of a lot better in 25 mins when i am driving over to see my friend and go to giraffe for dinner!! how about you, how is the thesis of doom? x
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I shall work through the night on it
but first of all I want food. I should be sensible and have soup and roast parsnips again, but I want more.

Have a good dinner out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
if you have to work all night
you need proper junk food. you can be sensible again tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Well I suppose noodles
are still better than pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)
yes
they are rich in vitamin X and something something.

but you have to feed your brain to get the best out of the thesis. diets can wait under those circs!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Happy food event ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)
stop trying
the chevron is dead. long live the random shape.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggh u fukin slag
sunday chevron ruiner
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
ouch
that was HARSH.

accurate maybe. but harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
HUGZ4U LOL
Any word from Dr Hug?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)
he is no more
binned off!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Men are all about the pointy shapes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Wicked

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
He should really open up and be himself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Oh Rory.
The mind Bogggles.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
*High Five*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
I don't think the five needs to be that high.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
-sighs, holds up inevitable LEAVE THE INTERNET sign-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
You'd miss me if I wasn't here Lampo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
That I would, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Dunno, everyone's got over the stig

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
/sick burn

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
blimey
you're on fire tonight. have you been eating raw jalapenos or something?

mmm. jalapeno jambalaya risotto. i am so stuffing that down my fat throat with both hands later on tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
That sounds amazing
Sometimes I really kind of hope I end up moving to london soon.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
it is
but it's giraffe, there might well be one in birmingham... their website says solihull?

check it out. this is where i will be feasting in - oh fuck, i'm late. right, have a good night all x

www.giraffe.net/menus
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I'm not sure, my wanker levels are in normal paramoters

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Has the Stig left?
/does not watch BBC that much anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Durr /whiney much unmissed offtopicer

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Ah, I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)
HAHAHAH
Your noobness amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
To be honest I thought he meant the real Stig.
But I'm a silly old fool.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
HAHAHA
YOUR noobness amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)
ok I'm done

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Hellooooo Badger.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:52, Reply)
HAI BGB
I AM GOING TO WATCH TOP GEAR BUT THEN I'LL BE BACK!
*SNOGS*
*RUNS*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Before my time, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)
It was in the days of HSH threads that were all straight down
and people had to post @[user] in the subject lines

They were good days
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I think I arrived about 2 months before nested replies.
I remember Edmund hadn't been outed as a creep just then, becky posted a lot, Kaol was around, and Maladicta and Hair Pot were doing BDSM role-play on open board.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)
sounds like it used to be cool :/
I think I arrived at the tail end of the HSH threads. There was some flouncing, then there were less
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I remember the awful point where some people decided that /ot was divided into "fluffy" and "cunty/spikey"
and decided to "unite the two".


EDIT: After a quick search, that was around the Chompy VS. WBM incident. That was top internetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:11, Reply)
POTD Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Can I just drop this here from links.
It made me giggle


www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8QaJoPonZI
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
That's just silly.
Although I can't help but wonder if getting 'shot' in the eye is actually a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I thought carrots were good for the eyesight?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
That's the point I'm making Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I am the king of boggle
There is none higher
I gets 11 points off the word "quagmire"
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
fair play
I manage 2 point words if I try hard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)
*sighs*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qqXl8IT7Zk
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Evening all
Due to my gaming pc dying, I'm relaxed on the sofa watching Gran Torino while browsing t'web on the laptop. Have been a little naughty diet-wise by ordering Indian take-out, though it is just MEAT, no sauces, rice or bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I was naughty too last night and had a bottle of wine : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Wine's alright, it's pints of beer/cider that are evil

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Ach, wine is good for you
made of grapes and that, and full of anti cancer type stuffs.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
There are worse things
for a diet than indian takeout.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)
That's what I figured
Held off getting pizza or Chinese for that reason, but was too lazy to find something to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I had pizza on friday
randomly went for dinner at the italian restaurant down the village last night because I was a bit pished, and have eaten nothing today but chocolate and toast.
I feel a bit ill. I'm currently eating my 7-a-day vegetable soup to try and compensate.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I haven't had pizza in a while
Must not cave when I go food shopping tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
1000 calories in my favorite pizza and it's only sundried tomato and mozzeralla.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Fucking hell
that seems...excessive. Is it worth it?
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Well then, go for it
just not too often...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I'm going to start making my own.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
If I could eat enough pizza
well no that's bollocks, I could totally eat enough pizza - but I don't have enough freezer space to make a batch of dough and freeze what I don't use. It is meant to be lush though - perhaps we could do that at your bash, and everyone brings a topping?
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
How big are you talking?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Normal size. About 12"

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Does it come with one sock and MURDER?
All good pizzas in Bristol have both as standard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Just meat is deliciously fine for diets.
I unfortunately used my break from studying to go stock up on diet coke and noticed our local Greek bakery is open late on Sundays.
Hello takeaway apple crumble.
(Charmander, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Oh hello Charmander
I'm now too full to contemplate dessert though!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Hello!
Meat was good then? And berk's right, Chinese would be much much worse. So really, you did yourself a favour.
(Charmander, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Not a patch on Tayyab's
But passable.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I have no idea about 36
sitting here with Lee in one hand and trying frantically to match up words on Perseus. Translated "cacata charta" as toilet paper, giggled, and have ground to a halt.

I really need a desk, my legs are going dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Woah, you have Lee in one hand?
My ex-ex-gf is called Lee...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
So surely she should have lee "on" one hand.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
GUY Lee.
Pretty damn manly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I would have thought jacking off a dude would distract you from working

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
once you've done it enough times
it becomes routine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Lampito can do it with her eyes shut
and frequently does so to avoid stinging.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)

"..in three thick stripes. Like Zorro."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)
most appropriate for a stingray

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
This stingray has lost the feeling in her legs.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
You should take them down from behind your ears
Let the blood circulate a bit.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
They've not been around my ears in too long.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Have you not been trying out berk's party trick?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
My gut is still in the way.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Haha just leave it as that
Found a word meaning "a woman who suffers unnatural lust". Could it be??
(Charmander, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
That's a situation and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Them Latins are so specific
when it comes to boshing.
(Charmander, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
"Well, there's not much you can do with small children..."

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha
I filled you up with cream yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I dribbled some of your jus from my lips

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Will you two get a room.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Eurgh
I'm all for two cute men enjoying a bit of man love, but that imagery is just way too... yeah. Graphic.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)
But if I simply said I gave him dessert it would be too boring
We are exceptionally cute guys though.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
That we are, chief
That we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
If only some sort of modelling scout had walked into the living room yesterday evening
you would have both been snorting crack from a hookers tits by now.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Oh man that would be awesome!
Much better than huffing paint thinner with these boy scouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
or wearing lingerie stolen from your birds bag
that was probably originally stolen from the Liverpool 1 centre.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
It's comfy though, innit

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
It's a bit tight on me.
But that's not surprising.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)

bit tight embedded in your fleshy gut like cheesewire through a dumpling.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
*boik*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I really LIKE this

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Like a tightly bound leg of pork

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I was mortified
I nearly handed yours over 'sans jus'.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I wouldn't have made a fuss
But I would have been mildly disgruntled.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)
meat glorious meat
la la la lala laa
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Is a meat-only Indian diet called 'the Ali'
A bit like being on the Atkins, albeit with curry?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
hey!
I'm not some kind of meat-only curry fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
If you've got the lurgy, then a curry would probably help you feel a bit better.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
i'm too full of oven chips
and custard. I didn't eat those two things at the same time, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

i

All it does is make you horrifically fat though!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)
*looks in mirror and cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
You do not need to lose weight, though.
You look fine as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
PANDERTRON!
ENGAGED!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
He's top of my list of young totty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
*drops monocle*
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)
it's like you're being surrounded by
the female OT vultures

Not saying you're dead or 'owt
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Drop dead gorgeous
*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
*lies*


*chins*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You're a monumental cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
WHOOP WHOOP!

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
That's the sound
of the body that is legally obliged to protect us. Thank God they're here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Make sure you don't try and put leaflets in any shops though
Or they might spray you with CS gas.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Step 1: claim everything is racism

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)
yeah
that's exactly what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
The female OT denisens wouldn't care if he was
as long as he was erect.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
even if he wasn't
we could strap it up with some kind of splint
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Sounds like you have experience in this area

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I did a course in
cock first aid
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Step 1 - Kiss it better
Step 2 - Goto step 1.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
That'd just be boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Oi! We have standards you know.
Mine may have dropped in the past but that was the crap me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
we do?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
YES WE DO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
-licks lips-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Seconded
you're like a male Rachelswipe.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
If only I had her motivation
And salary.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
And breasts

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Oh fuck yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Haha, well
we'd all like that, I think.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Aww thanks!
I was only joking, I've lost weight since starting the diet so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
^this is good
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I am repressing jealousy

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You should never be jealous of Labs

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
yeah
he can't punch in a door nearly as well as I can
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
True I can't

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
you are however
better at not shutting them again, I'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
You just wanted to give me the opportunity to kick the door open

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Well, you know
how often do you get the opportunity to be all manly and grr? Maybe Amberl just thought she'd give you some value for the occasion?
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I'm watching Gran Torino
I will never be as manly and grr as Clint Eastwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Few people ever will
would you want to be, though?
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I heard about this and was very impressed.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
thanks Al
it's my man-strength, and apparent wish to be a shaolin monk that gives me these super-drunken-powers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I wasn't so impressed, I was looking forward to surviving in Monty's kitchen on nothing but beer, cheese and Lusty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
*inserts pun about vegetarianism*

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Well, either eating Lusty
or eating her out...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhhh
-blushes-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)
*sniggers*

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Oh shush you, behave yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
But it's so much more fun not to!

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)
-sighs-
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I am sure you have lost weight as well
again, NOT that you need to.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I think I might have
lost a tiny bit off my waist actually. However after tonight's dinner it's probably back on
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I bet you've lost more than you think
Again, not that you need to!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
well I'm not measuring or weighing
just going by clothes size and look
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I started like that
But also now weigh myself each week, which helps see the loss, though maybe the lazy take-out hasn't helped that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Weight is just a number
I always found it was far better to judge weightloss by the clothes I could fit in to.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I have to put another notch in my belt
The thin end, not the fatso end.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Ahh, it's great being able to do that
well done :)
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Nah, it's surprisingly ok
unless my binge is just biding its time to make my weight gain known...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I had Noodle Nation
and then a packet of Minstrels.
I remember the old days when a binge was a proper binge *gazes into distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
One day when I'm skinny I'll binge, just like old times
and when I wake up in the morning the next day, I'll be 90kg or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
It does feel good, I have to admit.
I got into one of my favourite dresses again. It felt awesome and looked amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I've decided what my target clothing is :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I have so many target clothes.
But I'd like to wear a certain type of clothes- I can't wear body con/clingy stuff as it's just horrific. When my stomach is a bit flatter it'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Mine is a dress I bought last summer
navy blue silk Kenzo shirt dress. I need to lose weight off everywhere though since it's closer to a 10 than a 12. I reckon I could push it though.

My favourite dress is body-con. However it's the one I told you about that literally anyone can wear and look fantastic in.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I do know what style of dresses suit me
thankfully they tend to be the type I go for, anyway. Nipped in at the waist with a full skirt.

Trying to work out if I have any photos of an incentive dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I know what dresses suit me
a burkha with a niquab to match.
Just joking. I generally edge towards little black dresses, since dressing to conceal weight draws attention
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Here is one. It's so totally 80s prom, it's spectacular.
www.b3tards.com/u/623f0b0735599cee466d/24042010324.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Lordy, my eyes!

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
You should see my wardrobe if you think that's brash.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
also my reaction haha
I would wear anything on this page if I were a size 10 www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/dress
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Oooh I love this
www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/dress/tea-party-gigi-dress
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I love that website
the sizing is a joke though. Not cut for breasts at all.

That said- I would laugh my arse off at anyone who bought these www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/#/online-shop/pant-leggings/-feline-fatale-highwaisted-zip-detail-knicker
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Hahaha christ they're awful.

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
They really really are

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
these are more my style
www.millets.co.uk/category/camping/tents.html
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
totally would
that headless wooden manequin is really doing it for me
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
She's so sexy. I used to sneak down to my front room and snog her at night

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
She said she was mine!
The cheap, skanky MDF, chipboard whore.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Oi, less of that.
She's been good to me. Don't focus on where she's from, concentrate on where she's going!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Bizarrely I have no idea
what style of dress suits me. I just buy dresses that I like and hope for the best.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
That's probably the best way to do it
but I know if I buy a straight-up and down dress, no matter how nice it is it won't suit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I don't really own very many dresses
but " target="_blank"this is probably my favourite one.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Bah
nobody wants to go on holiday with me apart from my CUNT STEPBROTHER, who fortunately can't get the time off. Thank fuck...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Who have you asked to join you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)
My sister
my two best mates, and then stuck it up on facebook. No takers :(
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Give it a bit of time.
I can't imagine all of your friends have yet to log into the book of face to see what you've posted.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Meh
I doubt there'll be any takers, I asked the two most likely people and they said they couldn't. The remainder of my friends are all couples or people I just wouldn't go on holiday with.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I saw that response
and chuckled.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Al, I would genuinely rather poke out my eyes
and let Mugabe piss in the empty sockets than go on holiday with my stepbrother.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
You realise he's currently re-arranging his existing plans
just so he can spend time with his awesome sis!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
He'd better not be
I will invent a fictional boyfriend to go with if needs be.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
You might meet someone before you decide to book something up anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)
If I don't book it in the next week or two
the flights will probably get too expensive to afford. So, no :)
It's fine, I'll just grumble about it a bit.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)
or you could steal some photos off facebook and say
"this is my boyfriend"
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)

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