I've just made a spliff with three different states of weed in.
Bud, pure thc, and hash.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT?
Oh right, no one gives a shit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I know, rite?
Gotta love boasting about illegal activities.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

hey you
I've booked myself in for my "LASER" eye surgery on Feb 9 EEEEK
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

You're getting lasers for eyes?
Ace!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Awesome!!
Everything is improved with lasers. Except Alderaan.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Also Lusty said she'd come round in the evening with baked goods
fucking win right there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

So totally jealous right now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'll giver her a big hug from you
And a big snog from me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Hug from me as well please
and one for yourself barman
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

aww ta me lovely

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Cheers
Much obliged.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

even sex?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Laser sex ROCKS!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

laser rock sex

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Rock music and lasers during sex is epic
Sex with rocks, not so much.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

how disappointing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Lasers during sex?
I've been having sex with the wrong people!
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

totally adding it to my dating site profile

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

You'll be beating them off with a shitty stick then, I'm sure.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Do you hope you'll get x-ray vision or the ability to cut through doors with your special eyes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I hope I'll get the power to see objects far away clearly
It's madness really I know
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

But if you had lasers for eyes.
You could command people to bring things that are far away closer to you. You'd have POWER and VISION combined then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Those are specialised activities.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

And?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I was attempting a bad pun.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I've got it now.
And it was far too clever for me.

*Awards marks for outstanding punnage*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

-takes a bow, falls on face-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Your stingrays should act like airbags.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Have you seen the full-length stingray costume?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)

No.
Just a snap of your chesticle area covered in electrical tape.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

It is a bit more stingray-y
warning, colossal chins
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Crikey, look at this bugger!
I'll just take a closer lo-
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

haha
took me about 30 secs to get that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

That looks like the perfect festival outfit.
Did you make it yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I had the cape, I just put blue electrical tape on it.
Am wearing shorts and a strappy top underneath.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Are you really short
Or is the bloke standing behind you dead tall?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I think it's a combination of the two.
I'm about 5'3"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

And that bloke must be a good foot taller than you.
So yes. A combination of the two.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

6'3" isn't freakishly tall.
There's a great pic of me and my ex, he's kind of crouching down but he's still towering over me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Sounds a bit weird if you ask me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

My last boyfriend was 6'5
I'm 5'3. When we went out drinking he used to rest his pint on my head to annoy me.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

6'5 is very tall.
To make the beer drinking/glass resting joke funnier, did he drink half-pints?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

A half pint is not a manly drink
it's especially ridiculous if you're freakishly tall. Although one of our mutual friends did used to find tiny things for him to hold and then piss himself laughing at the contrast. I once sent that friend a picture of the ex holding tiny bananas and the text I received in reply was just exclamation marks of excitedness.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Did your mutual friend
Get taken to the seaside in a Sunshine bus?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I don't get the reference...

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)

I'm suggesting your mate is a bit simple.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sunshine%20bus

Start a new thread berk. Go on. Please.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

I did it last time!
you start one, I can't think of anything right now.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

I started the disco.
Your turn.

Just a general natter will suffice I'm sure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Shimmy on up then.

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

I'm excited and that's all that matters

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I'm vetoing your excitement

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I'm past excitement now as that bloody meerkat advert is on and it makes me want to vomit blood

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)