oh no, i couldn't do that
it would be piss-poor etiquette. besides, if i were going to do that, there's people who've sent me worse over the years, and once you open those floodgates... where would the madness end? where?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

With me laughing myself to death, I'd imagine.
So go for it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

hey
it would include all the filth you have sent to me over the years too... proper disgusting shit you're into, you bad bad man...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

This is the INTERNET, Swipey.
If that stuff gets out, my gazbox will be jammed full of mandering within minutes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:04, Reply)

you and rory are safe
i won't spill your sordid secrets.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

^ This
The single attendee b4sh nights will invariably be my favourite
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

i think you'd be surprised
retching, yes. but also surprised.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

u r de gurl of mi dreemz
u hav tits nd everythin, giv us a go on de gowl

sweatypalmed internet user xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

most of them are far less literate than this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

and with more threats to kill themselves unless you comply

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)

that might be what they say
it is hard to tell through the wacki typing and/or severe brain-dead spelling/grammar fails.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

you dropped this
;)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

argh it's a smiley
kill it, kill it stone dead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'm totally going to make a series of animiated gifs of myself to replace smilies.
It's going to make for some awesome gazes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I'm going to call them Paulies.
Oh god, this is going to be epic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

gonz gonz gonz it's the minestrone and pesto soup today!!!!!!!!
get thee to an EAT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)