"And here, in the heart of the Bucks countryside, we find the roosting site of a Noel.
Come spring, and the melting of the winter frost, various signals indicate that the Noel is entering its mating season. We can see how this specimen is shedding his winter coat, but preparing himself to search for a mate. The Noel is a solitary creature, known to roam in seemingly aimless fashion across the hills and dales surrounding his habitat in search of a female, whom he may attempt to club over the head with a spare walking boot, or if locality permits, trap beneath a concrete cow, before dragging her back to his roost.

His catch rendered unconscious, the Noel checks his surroundings before shouldering the female. He must remain alert for another lone scavenger which will also be drawn to the female's scent: the Chompy."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I LIKE THIS!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

hahaha!
Read that in David Attenborough's voice.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

It's the "And here..." at the start

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

"Shouldering"?
Mate, that's not how it's done. No wonder you turned to the dark side.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

And I always thought I had such sexy shoulders...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Oh God! man shoulders.
One of the best bits of a guy. It's funny what were hardwired to admire in the opposite sex.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

yeah
mmm sexy man-backs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

As long as they're not hairy
hairy shoulders and back are all kinds of wrong.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)

that is true
I hate having them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Hairy chests are great, don't get me wrong
but hairy shoulders/back... *shudders*
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I know
I feel the same. My mrs doesn't mind fortunately, and I don't mind having a hairy chest, but the back is just horrible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's amazing what you start to like when you meet someone special.
Never say never is my motto.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

good motto
my mrs probably would have said no beards when asked when we got together.

Fortunately, she is very much my type :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'm glad I don't!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)