I got a £25 'Zingzillas' stuffed toy for my kid for £4.99.
Despite its rampant gaiety, I approve of that Cbeebies show as it teaches about music. Plus I think there's a cheeky racist undertone which amuses me somewhat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:00, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

for your kid?
ORLY??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

OK it's a monkey sex doll. It reminds me of Bert's sister.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

this has made me laugh a LOT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I am here to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Does it teach them the sound of the police?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Basically they're musical monkeys some of whom have dreadlocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Shocking racism there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

It really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I've just looked at the advert
and there is only one darky. The rest are as white as it's possible for a monkey to get.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Lest we forget, music and screaming homosexuality often go hand-in-hand*
Look at such magnificent songwriters as...erm... Elton John, George Michael, Rob Halford, that bald geezer out of REM...

*_{Or, "skipping down Canal Street together"}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I really don't want to look at them if you don't mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Oh, but I made you a collage and everything...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You're the best friend a boy could ever wish for.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

There's definitely some suggestion that one or more of them are taking MASSIVE DRUGS too
After the 5000th Peppa Pig of the day I was relieved when my spawn requested Zingzillas
( Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

How is the newest addition?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Still unborn thankfully
Spent this weekend in the hospital again which her in labour but once again they managed to control it with MASSIVE DRUGS.
( Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

is there nothing that MASSIVE DRUGS can't do?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Make your haircut look like a good idea.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

don't be absurd
of course they could do that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

You're going to be raising a tiny version of Monty

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I think my first born is becoming a tiny version of Monty
She already wears women's clothing and goes to ballet lessons.
( Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I'm going to kick your fackin' 'ead in for that, pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I'll put something across your fackin' canister

( Peej, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)

omg
a mini monty, like a shetland pony or something.

that would be seriously cute.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

You could ride it around
but it would be liable to bite you when you took your eyes of it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

eyes of it?
I SAW
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Did you read this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1061492
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Don't be silly I can't read

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)

You are an IAMS badger AICMFP.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

You're good
today, Brian.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)