i would be sympathetic
but you've been riding me all day today, so i am going to give it to an orphan or something instead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you wish I had been riding you all day
/obligatory

all of the two things I have said that may have caused you offence today were totally valid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

What were they?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

feck off you trouble causer you!
your wooden spoon is nay needed here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Is that racist thyming slang?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

If it isn't, it should be.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

No, she nicknamed my penis "the wooden spoon"
as it always comes last. And it is massively distended and flattened at the end.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

With slight turmeric staining?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

And a bit of dried pasta stuck to the shaft.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I thought you were married
And not a spatula?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Jeff
Leave the Internet now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

*BEAMS*
Woo!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

YOU 'EARD 'IM SON - FACKIN' DO ONE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:29, Reply)

And to think that before this post.
My last one made reference to KRS One.

You've changed Boyce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I indicated that the moral of one of her stories was that she couldn't at the time write a covering letter
so didn't get a job.

and pointed out that her use of "yourselves" was wrong, and stupid. Her argument was "it's not wrong because it just isn't!" more or less.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I am pissing myselves at this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

for what reason?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I'm not really.
I just wanted to join in the bullying by saying 'myselves'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

ha, I totally didn't even notice that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

MONTY BOYCE
i expected it of the others, but you???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

there's an epidemic
of terrible cunt going round :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'm sorry my darling.
What was I thinking?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

If find use of the term "yourselves"
quite annoying.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

as do all right thinking individuals

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

It's a bit 'estate agent' to say the least.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

and sadly, engineers
which is how it came up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Pffft!
"Because I said so!"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)