"You don't seem to have sockets for me to charge my phone. Unless I unplug one of your lights there..."
Fuck off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Got a job for you, Gary.
/taps nose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Ooh what, Guv?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Bloke called Carroll.
Long hair, dodgy thigh. One hammer required to be struck in direct contact with both kneecaps. And no questions asked.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Has his car been replaced yet?
Maybe he is due another small fire.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I have it good authority
that his thigh injury wasn't sustained in a training accident, but by falling off a barstool.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Nose like putty?
Yeah I know him...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Good lad.
There's a consignment of Kappa trackie tops in for you and a series of money off vouchers for FKC if you don't get caught.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Library?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Pub

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Why don't hotels have plug sockets near the bed?
In fact, hotels generally have fucking rubbish plugging-in facilities, it's almost like they don't want you using all their electricity. Thankfully I had the foresight to take a three-way block plug along this past week, else me batteries would never get charged.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I bet you'd let them 'unplug your lights', you slag
I nearly got to come to L'pool for a training course, but alas, I don't get to. Sad (but probably all round safer) times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)