Well, Carroll is going to be out for the next month or so
But that gives time for Suarez to find his feet, then we can bring in a player who has shown he can score in the Premier League. Could be very very good. Or more likely, thoroughly shit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This does mean that Liverpool will be starting with Lou and Andy up front.
*Yeah, I know.*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Leave The Internet.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

This is genius!
Thank you Jeff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I don't get it :(
Edit: Never mind, a couple of neurons just fired. In my defence Little Britain is pants.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Between the two of them they're sure to score more goals than Torres has so far this season
The real question is: how gutted must Carragher be that he's injured and will miss the chance to break Torres' legs on Sunday?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I think Kelly or Skrtel will happily do it for him.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Carragher's better at it
being a footballer who's made a career out of kicking people and getting away with it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Cracking defender though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Only because kicking someone is the most effective way of stopping them
and getting away with it means the striker will be afraid to come near him again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Carroll is out
as he fell off a stool in Aspers casino and fucked his leg in. £35mil well spent there. When is he next up in court for twatting someone?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

He had to live with Kevin Nolan as part of his sentence, I believe
Does that mean Nolan comes as part of the deal? Or will he be taken under the protective wing of Steven Gerrard?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

That was a temporary thing whilst his house purchase went through as he was living in a hotel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Shame
I quite like the idea of Gerrard having to teach a younger player to be responsible, especially in the field of not punching people in nightclubs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Maybe he has to live with Kelly Dalglish, so she can keep an eye on him for Kenny?
Lucky bastard
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)