He's supposed to look happy, as opposed to the fat, spotty, greasy haired, grim reality of the actual users
Why can't I be loved !!!11!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

because you're a fat, spotty, greasy haired cunt?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Just a cunt in this instance

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Because there's so so so much to love.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Rolls and rolls of it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

i could love you, love you longtime, for the right price
dating websites suck, although admittedly i've never tried one myself. i know just one couple it worked out for, and they are the stressiest most off-putting couple to spend time with that you could ever imagine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I'm yours for 50p and a value bucket of kfc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

you're very funny
but naturally i meant you would have to pay me. we're talking essentials like a permanent supply of diet coke and grey goose (separately), bi-annual trips to the caribbean, chanels for the birthday and louboutins for christmas, that kind of thing. i'm a cheap date.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I had to look louboutin up, that should tell you all that you need to know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

oh
oh rory
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

He's not really the suave man about town that he pretends to be.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I'm a few things but dashing lothario and cutting edge raconteur are sadly not amongst them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You surprise me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

*sigh* I know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

hang on, i'm just doing up my buttons again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

mmmm greasy chicken goodness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

i'm vegetarian!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Just imagine all that lovely lovely grease

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

They're the really expensive shoes with the red soles, yes?
My ex made damn sure I knew what they were and that she did not yet have a pair.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

A brief glance tells me it's £600 shoe territory, seems somewhat pricey

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

about £400-£1200
depending on the pair.

however, if i want them, i'll work hard enough to get a bonus and buy my own, not get some guy to get them for me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Bonus? What's one of those?
I suppose we do have one that's awarded each month to the employee(s) who go "above and beyond the call of duty". Sadly, completing Call of Duty is about as close as I'm likely to get.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Beyonce/

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Fair do's
Women's shoes will always remain a mystery to me.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

don't pretend you don't like to wear mine on a fri night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I think I'm pushing the boat out if I'm spending £50 on shoes.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Maybe knickers, god I hope I'm never run over and taken to hospital, I'm not sure I could look them in the eye

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

What would she get for just the KFC?

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

my colleague's mate got mugged on putney bridge for his KFC
he tried to escape by chucking the coke in their faces, but no.

it must be a dangerous food area, i've had my thai delivery stolen from the bike there (well, the rice, spring-rolls and haagen-dazs bag, the other was ok) too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

A Hollyoaks hand holding session

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Chicken fat soaked palm in chicken fat soaked palm.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

*click*
Wonderful imagery
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

couple of friends of mine met on a dating site
and they are pretty much the closest, most compatible couple ever. Great laugh too, but I suspect they are the exception.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Same
she gets a bit weird after wine though, very "waaaaah he doesn't love me"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

that is a bit weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)