there are millions of ads for different ones on the tube
i can't quite decide if i find things like j-date to be racist.

2 of my friends were using "my single friend" in manchester and both met a really nice guy. of course it turned out to be the same guy. they told him by sending him identical texts at the exact same time. he never had the guts to contact either again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So what you're saying in a nutshell is...
That he missed out on a threesome. Or am I reading this wrong?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

you are reading it like a bloke
this doesn't even disappoint me any more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Surely if you're on a dating website the idea is to date
I don't see why they were so upset unless he told them he wasn't seeing anyone else.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I agree, surprisingly.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

*high fives*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

True
If you get two prospects you're hardly going to say to one, "you don't mind waiting a month while I see if this other one works out, do you?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Haha, you could try?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

sorry
should have made it clear, it had been about THREE MONTHS for the first girl and just under for the second. each girl definitely thought it was a relationship.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Ahh, well yeah that's understandable.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

they lived quite far apart
it was just really unfortunate for him that michelle's best mate was also hannah's sister. so of course when each of them was saying breathlessly "and his name is jon and he lives in withington and he has a cat called Tabby and he's an engineer", she started thinking, hmmmmm...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Ah! I see.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

that is understandable
god, men! right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Ok that's a little naughty

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

a little naughty?
what would you call being a shallow using scumsucker then??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

s

You?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

in your dreams, dude!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Haha
*Sobs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Keeping one locked in the basement?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Alright Joe?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I'm leaving it to fate.
And if fate has me consigned to the top shelf then so be it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Does this mean we'll find pictures of you in bushes by the roadside for years to come?
You're already a top lass anyway
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I doubt anyone wants to wank over pics of me.
Apart from one person I can think of.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Jeff?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

No.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That reminds me, can you send me some more pics of you in that fur coat please

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

That wasn't a coat, she's going au naturale this year.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Haha!
If it's cold enough I'll wear it to Tourettes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

*glee*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)