not sure I've ever even attempted to chat up a girl in a bar
I let my fresh dance moves do all the talking.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Fucking SMOOOTH!
Yes, three 'O's.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I jest
I can't dance for shit.

I've also not been single since developing any kind of self-confidence so have no idea how I might get on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I can't dance either
I can't just go up to a random girl I don't know and talk to them though, despite my renewing self-confidence.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

that's probably because you are not a dick

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Probably

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

My friend chatted up my first one night stand for me.
I was 30.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Oh bless!
Did she say "My mate fancies you!"?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Kind of : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Self-what now?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

alright
it's ego and smugness. Happy?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Tell me more
E.g., can such qualities be derived from the magnificence of a good beard?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

it's certainly helped me
I'm getting compliments in the street these days, although I have started getting drunk people coming up and reaching for it when stood at the bar or something.

I'm going to have to start getting hostile with them soon. I don't want some fucking scally groping my face. I don't understand why people think that is acceptable.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Groping your face?
Are they expecting it to come off if they tug it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

fuck knows

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

ZOMG, I NO, RITE?
This happens with my mohawk all the fucking time! If people ask and they're nice, then they can touch it. If they just reach out then I'm liable to get venomous.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

*sneaks up behind you*
*tweaks mohawk*
*runs away giggling*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Be warned.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Haha!
I shouldn't be surprised that you have a cartoon for just this occasion. (It's a good one, too.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Ta!
And yes, random hair molestation by strangers occurs about half the time I go out with my hair up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Oddly enough they don't tend to go for mine
Though mine is always left to succumb to gravity. Perhaps that's what I'm doing wrong.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I think you're the only person on here with lovelier hair than me.
(Apart from Rswipe)
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

:(

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Yours is lovely too but mine wins by being longer : )
Plus I'm pandering.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Much appreciated
*swishes hair self-consciously*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

^ My big flappy locks do pale in comparison to yours, it has to be said.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Well, only because you've had a haircut recently
and I haven't.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

It's growing back, I promise
Normal hair will be resumed as soon as possible.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Shut it, you.

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

*flicks berk the V sign*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

V for victory?
that must mean I've won, then.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

No berk.
Not for victory.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Vendetta?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

exactly
if by nice you mean "a hot girl", otherwise they can get tae fuck.

We played a gig a while back at a private party in someone's garden, was saying goodbye to the host's daughter (who I knew from school) and her incredibly drunk mate was stood there swaying and said "I really want to touch his beard" and then was mortified that she had said it out loud.

Made me laugh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Of course I mean 'hot girl'
Or a less hot one if they've got a stunning mate nearby. LOL Lad.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

LOL BANTER!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Randomz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Sick!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

*vomits obligingly*

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)