One of the worst moments of my life
Was when I'd been out with a guy I was seeing a few years back, and we'd ended up going back to his. As neither of us has expected this, I was wearing big (although not horrific) pants. He, on the other hand, was wearing very, very small pants. Very small, Spiderman pants. He was 21. He claimed that it was just because he hadn't done his laundry. I didn't give him another chance to find out whether this was true or not. Seriously, his pants were smaller than mine.

So, as long as they're clean, and bigger than my pants, I don't care.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Could be worse
could have been a crocodile posing pouch.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

No, I could have seen the funny side of that.
Tiny spiderman pants however, are just... no.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

They do sound a bit...peedy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I felt like a sex-offender for days
Even though he was five years older than me.

*shudder*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah, seeing similar on a woman would make me run a mile

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I feel dirty just thinking about it now.
This happened nearly six years ago.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Seconded.
It's got to be Batman or I'm clearing right off.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Did he "Go Web" you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

After I stopped laughing and just descended into horror-struck wincing
It had killed the mood somewhat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Maybe he wanted to 'do a Spiderman', per se?
Where you come in your hand, and throw it in your partners face shouting "Go web go!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Sportscow beat you too it I'm afraid
he got a click for it, you however get nothing.
( Peej, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Mindpiss, hadn't seen that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Yay!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

how about tiny pants with other logos?
is this some sort of arachnococknophobia?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Although I hate spiders
I do not hate Spiderman. It's ludicrouslyteenypantsophobia.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Never sleep with a guy who wears Incredible Hulk underpants.
It's only disappointing and false advertising.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Morning Bella
How goes the council tax business?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

We've paid what we owe
And told them they can go fuck themselves for a) the next two months upfront and b) the £50 charge for sending a warning letter out. No response to that yet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Cool cool
No boozing for a few days then?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

We only owed two months, so it's not too bad
The problem would have been paying four months at once, like they wanted.

You know there's always money for boozing.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I am truly jealous of that fact! My rent is due out today, I'm going to look at my account later, and see how little I have to survive on this month
A friend has stepped in and said she can sort me for £100 if I need it, and I might have to take that later this month, but I'm going to delay for as long as possible. I've got enough food to last me a good while, so that's good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

And I don't eat. Yay.
Although it's going to be a bad week next week because of this bloody christening on Sunday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Not the best!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)