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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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PANTS!
I like pants. They're second only to bras, and we all know why bras are great. Why do you like pants? Which pants do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:13, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I also like to know Who Made My Pants *thumbs up to camera, flashing a grin*
I'm most comfortable in boxer shorts, always have been.

As for on girls, while I (like most men) appreciate a thong on a nice arse, I struggle to think of anything better than lacy french knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I concur with your second statement
although I have recently begun to see the appeal of a more modern and plain designer style of pant on a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This^
Though getting to see said ladies pants normally means good things
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)
That she's left the light on and the curtains open?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Yep!
again! *rubs crotch furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)
i really thought this was a euphemism then
for waxing and sitting with her legs akimbo or something.

it's been a long morning (gym at 6am every day is taking its toll)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Haha!
I like it!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Lady boxers all the way.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)
I like Ancrenne's pants.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)
One day, she'll make man-pants, and the world will be complete.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Pretty much every lady here makes men pant.
Oh, sorry, I think I misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)
True
Fighting them off is awfully tiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)
But after a while, I suppose you just have to give up, and let them fondle your mohawk.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)
NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)
NO SACRIFICE, NO VICTORY!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)
NO CLEAN PLATE, NO PUDDING!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)
NO SHIRT, NO TIE, NO SERVICE!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)
MILK, EGGS, FLOUR, PINCH OF SALT!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Yorkshire pudding?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)
generic batter
so yes

edit: woah, exceptionally good seats at the Phil there. Somehow that triple posted. The touchpad on this laptop is weird!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)
I like her pants but they are no good for me.
I rarely wear anthing but 100% cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)
What pants does Ancrenne make?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Gazzed.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Deleted.
Although I thought she's mentioned it already on here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Not specifically I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)
I like this!
Co-operative pants. They are normally not so for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)
On me, boxer trunks
On women, whatever they feel sexy in, though please no granny pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Marks'n'sparks bag with two holes cut out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)
fucking posho

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Mmmmm, plasticy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)
You can certainly hear him coming

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)
No, that's just the way he walks

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)
*falsettos*
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I wear plastic bags, don't make this awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)
moist

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I recently bought a pair of Jack Jones trunks/boxer briefs/whatever they're called
and I noticed in the gym the other day when I was getting dressed that they make my package look enormous. I shall be buying more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)
*claws own eyes out and stamps on them*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)
*flaunts package*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I have some CK ones that do that
they are bright green with a silver waistband. Fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)
You know that look that crosses your face for a moment when the wonderbra comes off, the chicken fillets fall to the floor and you're left gazing at no tits at all?
Do you really want to see that look on the face of every woman who sees your cock?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)
woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)
His GP might be a lady.
But she'll probably be more horrified by the growths than by the size, you're right.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)
That's why it's called the Wonderbra.
When you take it off, you wonder where her tits have gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)
The look on the woman's face
Depends on the stage of rigor mortis.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)
True, here's the last one.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Will you please stop posting pics I can't see at work?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)
You can't view tumblr?
Hmm, 1 sec.

Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Yes, much.
Keep it up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Got Firefox at work?
Can you put Adblock on? Good to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Of course I bloody haven't, I work for the NHS.
It's Internet Explorer 6 all the way.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)
As soon as I posted I remembered about the NHS levels of tech.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)
similar to the tech levels of where I am on secondment
for similar reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)
My ex got herself some crotchless pants.
I didn't realise at first, I was sitting on a chair in the living room and she was on the sofa. She kept crossing and uncrossing her legs.

Eventually I said. 'Are are you wearing crotchless knickers?' She said, 'Yes I am'

I said, 'Christ, that's a relief, I thought for a moment you'd sat on the cat'*

*May contain 100% lies and be borrowed from the old-jokes-home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Poor lass, she should have realised she'd need to sit on a Jack Russell to get your attention.
This is why communication is so important in a relationship.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)
i have quite specific taste in men's pants
i like them black or navy or charcoal or white. and bulging.

my underwear drawer(s) is ridiculously full as i am always buying new pants, but mostly very boring plain m&s cotton ones in all different colours.

mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)
not a fan of white pants
mine are mostly two tone blue CK ones, although I do have some red and bright green ones, and a smattering of black and grey
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)
90% black here
The rest olive green or black pinstripe.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)
i note you missed out reference to any bulge
probably for the best, we know when you are lying
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)
are you still cross with me for the perceived slights yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)
no crosser than usual

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)
that's ok then
I like to see a little bit of anger in your eyes ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)
It certainly makes a change from the crying, and the begging, and the "Please don't! I won't tell anyone, I promise!"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I find that the gag prevents that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Odd, I can never think of jokes at the moment of climax...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)
this is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)
White pants are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Show, sorry, white pants show shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Show Sorry?
LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)
They're fine if you can manage a normal level of underpant hygine.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)
underpant what? hinging?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I'd blame my mac's US spellcheck but even the septics put the extra "e" in.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)
you know whom i blame?
you. that's who.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)
I would, if I were you.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I'm considering deleting this whole subthread if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)
no
it contains a rare badger typo. let us mock him, forsooth.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)
But now the whole board thinks I've got bad bum hinging.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Rusty hinges?
Poor fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)
*wd40s*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Just spit on it, that'll do fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)
*enters*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I was out with friends the other day, and the topic of one liners to use on women came up.
I'm ashamed to admit that I stole a line from QOTW - "Grit your teeth, I'll go in dry, I know you like that."

The looks I was given were magnificent though. Sheer horror in the faces of the girls, and the lads crying with laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Hahaha!
Do you get punched often?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Not too often, I'm a bit quicker than the girls when it comes to dodging

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Rusty hinges - smelly garage

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)
i'm not gonna lie to you, noel
we kind of suspected it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Must be all that walking
or his age...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Pffft charming.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Aren't I just? :)

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Black or navy or charcoal
with the occasional light blue chucked in for good measure.

And see above for the bulging.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I like ladies to wear those little shorts
that show off their arse.

I went commando for years as I find them uncomfortable but I now wear baggy boxers.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)
I think its basically any pant
that hints at the promise of more! i.e. lace, thong, little arse short things
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)
you mean
lacy boy shorts (today's are actually yellow, if you want to know).

not "little arse short things", those are more commonly known as dwarfs.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)
haha
how tall are you swipey? out of interest
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)
who sir, me sir?
5'6" sir.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)
hmmm
I suppose that is just about acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)
for what??
lucky really. there's not much i can do about it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
5'6" with yellow lacy boy shorts?
PST PIX PLS!!!!1one
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
sorry they are covered by black lacy tights!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
for not being too short
height is important
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)
too short for WHAT though
this is what worries me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
just too short in general

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)
I did mean dwarves, yes
but also the pants - boy shorts, ok

*makes note of yellow pants*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)
One of the worst moments of my life
Was when I'd been out with a guy I was seeing a few years back, and we'd ended up going back to his. As neither of us has expected this, I was wearing big (although not horrific) pants. He, on the other hand, was wearing very, very small pants. Very small, Spiderman pants. He was 21. He claimed that it was just because he hadn't done his laundry. I didn't give him another chance to find out whether this was true or not. Seriously, his pants were smaller than mine.

So, as long as they're clean, and bigger than my pants, I don't care.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Could be worse
could have been a crocodile posing pouch.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
No, I could have seen the funny side of that.
Tiny spiderman pants however, are just... no.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)
They do sound a bit...peedy

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
I felt like a sex-offender for days
Even though he was five years older than me.

*shudder*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Yeah, seeing similar on a woman would make me run a mile

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I feel dirty just thinking about it now.
This happened nearly six years ago.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Seconded.
It's got to be Batman or I'm clearing right off.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Did he "Go Web" you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
After I stopped laughing and just descended into horror-struck wincing
It had killed the mood somewhat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Maybe he wanted to 'do a Spiderman', per se?
Where you come in your hand, and throw it in your partners face shouting "Go web go!"
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Sportscow beat you too it I'm afraid
he got a click for it, you however get nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Mindpiss, hadn't seen that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)
how about tiny pants with other logos?
is this some sort of arachnococknophobia?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Although I hate spiders
I do not hate Spiderman. It's ludicrouslyteenypantsophobia.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Never sleep with a guy who wears Incredible Hulk underpants.
It's only disappointing and false advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Morning Bella
How goes the council tax business?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)
We've paid what we owe
And told them they can go fuck themselves for a) the next two months upfront and b) the £50 charge for sending a warning letter out. No response to that yet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Cool cool
No boozing for a few days then?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)
We only owed two months, so it's not too bad
The problem would have been paying four months at once, like they wanted.

You know there's always money for boozing.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I am truly jealous of that fact! My rent is due out today, I'm going to look at my account later, and see how little I have to survive on this month
A friend has stepped in and said she can sort me for £100 if I need it, and I might have to take that later this month, but I'm going to delay for as long as possible. I've got enough food to last me a good while, so that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)
And I don't eat. Yay.
Although it's going to be a bad week next week because of this bloody christening on Sunday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Not the best!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I like very boring black cotton M&S ones
or a rather nice lacy pair for special occasions. My favourites are probably the ones with ducks on though. Pictures of ducks, not actual birds.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Is that for peeking?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)
yeah. actual birds would be quackers.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Only downside I can see is that ducks aren't particularly hygienic, so these pants could seriously honk by the end of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Pants with actual ducks attached would be epic.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Atrocious VPL though.

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
But your farts wouldn't echo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Girls don't fart
and ducks quacks do echo. So there.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I grew up with 2 sisters, and have met Tourettes.
I know that girls fart.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)
The bill would be expensive
(Sorry Jeff)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Oh, it's a pun, very clever.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Gonz, I'm sorry this is not a pug
icanhascheezburger.com/2011/01/28/funny-pictures-apology-accepted/
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
If you get pants with swans on them.
Will you then mate for life with someone?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
No, they're just useful for breaking the arms of incoming rapists

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)
No
but you will break someone's arm with your cock.

Edit - fucking autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Now I am unsure what you mean by pants.
I wear knickers. I like boxers on men. Pants is a mild expletive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Or trousers in America and Liverpool

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Morning, love.
I wear trousers. Well, that's a moot point really, as I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Afternoon!
I wear trousers. Except when wearing shorts. Or kilts.
Never pants though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)
For reasons I'm not sure of
That made me think of this
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)
My thing with trousers has been going on for about 3 years now.
I bought a couple of pairs recently, but they were for the gym. I don't wear them as a matter of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Woah there, we ain't 'pants'-sayers!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)
You bloody are
Every scouse I met called them pants! Well, when they didn't call them "trackies".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Or Trackie Bottoms?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)
trackie top, trackie bottoms.
sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)
i think you're talking about people from the Wirral or Huyton.
Scousers from Liverpool do not say pants.
They might occasionally say "smart pants" or "smart trackies" for emphasis, but the word pants alone, whut choo talkin bout!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)
"Smart trackies" is surely an oxymoron?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)
-simultaneous insulting of tracksuit bottom fives-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I concur.
How you doing today?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I've had a nice sleep, I feel a little more well and I'm not going to do weights until next week or so.
Not that bad, really. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)
You'll be pleased to know we didn't play All Blues last night
Good session though, and I still have bass envy (in return for travelling all the way down to Tonbridge I get to play her husband's bass, which is an absolute beauty). Still haven't quite woken up this morning but I'm sure I'll come to life after lunch. Or fall asleep again. I haven't decided yet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Fall back asleep. Always a good plan.
I thought my zing was quite good, actually, especially as I am supposed to know/remember the structure of the piece and know that while it's improvisation it's tightly controlled and one soloist uses more notes and another fewer but more expression and surely when you play it you change the solos?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)
In which case you know more about it than we do...
We go for the usual approach of "bash through tune, violin solo over chords, guitar solo, bass solo, try and come back into the tune altogether."

But then I never had to study the piece in obscenely intimate detail. (And that may be why I can still enjoy it)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)
You just had to choose that one.
You have Duke Ellington, early Louis Armstrong and Bennie Goodman. I'd rather you stayed away from the bebop, though, no one likes bebop.

I've just whapped Koko on now, it's one of the pieces I didn't mind doing to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Hmm...depends what bop
Parker I still can't get into, but Miles' earlier stuff is bebop, as is Coltrane's. And I don't really know where to put people like Oscar Peterson and Grant Green in the grand scheme of things. Oh, and we do a few Thelonious Monk tunes...this is just offending you more and more, isn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:31, Reply)
The earlier Miles we studied were Jeru and Venus De Milo
I was never that much of a fan. I'm a sucker for a nice tune. I wouldn't mind All Blues so much if it weren't so deathly boring, repetitive and a bit wanky, to be honest.

ALMOST 12 MINUTES FFS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Smart trackies.
wut
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)
it's what scallies wear for funerals
I'm not lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)
*facepalms*
"Aye, it's grim oop North..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Yes, but if I say "What kind of knickers do you like?" I feel all creepy and a bit wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)
You raise a good point
Pants has a comedy element to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I like classic shape, really
not girlboxers or thongs or high waisted granny pants. Pretty patterns, and I have some lovely lacy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Creepy, wrong, and concisely informed.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)
On a boy, boxers.
I'm not really too fussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Maybe it's a man thing, I know we're driven more by sexual imagery than ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Nah, it's just that pretty much everyone I've seen in their knickers has worn boxers.
I prefer what's familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)
I like those Jack Jones fellas
Or any tight ones really.

Not on me. On bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I like to say "pants" ..
When something isn't going exactly to plan. I would say in the sweariness scale it's somewhere between shit and bugger.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)
I use "pants" to denote something's crapness
in the same way as I use "pony."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I'd put it below bugger
pants isn't swearing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

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