I would show them ET to prove that we are capable of love and friendship that can transcend the differences between our two races
and while they were blubbering over the ending I'd cave their vile insectoid heads with an crowbar until the celing was dripping with their blood and entrails.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This would be the ET
where they cocoon the house in plastic and try to kill the alien, who is then forced to fuck off back to his own planet at the end after nicking a bike, yes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

But THE LOVE OF A CHILD etc.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Actually I'd probably just dim the lights and put some porn on,
they'd make their excuses and leave.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)