Branston pickle is for lazy proles who can't make their own condiments, frankly.
and marmite is the greatest marketing move in the world. Know what it costs Unilever? about £1 per ton. They then add salt, put it in a jar and sell it for around £30,000 per ton. That's a profit margin, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bottled water
The prosecution rests
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

That's pretty close.
but even just tap water costs £2.20 per ton and bottled water sells for about £2000 per ton, so still way below marmite profit margins
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

*invests in Marmite shares*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Then I'm a lazy prole
It's godly on ham and cheese toasties.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Sammiches yes, toasties no
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I have tried it
I just prefer a cold pickle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

There's a necrophilia joke here, I just can't see it...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

nah, I agree, it's good shit.
but making your own really is a piece of piss and it's way better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Never even tried it tbh
But would definitely give it a shot.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)