Cut them down.
They are full of paedos and doggers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

and you can't see them well enough because of all the trees?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Well - it would make dogging sites easier to find.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Have I related the time when we accidentally went dogging?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Go on then...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I bet it's another larping annecdote.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

bingo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I don't get dogging, what if you meet someone you know,
that would put me right off.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I would be more concerned about being the first one there.
That must be a bit unnerving.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I'll be honest
I'm much more concerned about the whole premise of standing in a car park wanking over unattractive people rutting in Vauxhall Astras over and above any logistical issues.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

There could be a call for a mobile valet service at dogging sites.
'Spit 'n' Shine - we clean your interior.'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Would the exterior
not need cleaning as it would look like a pigeon coop after a few hand shandies over the paintwork?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Once upon a time there were 40 larpers
all dressed up like twats as egyptians, werewolves, imps, etc.

At 1am as they walked through a car park to get to the battlefield they say some cars with lights on. In those cars were some pretty embarrassed naked people.

It was one of those moments when no-one's quite sure who should be most embarrassed about their hobby. Anyway, since we looked at the doggers, that makes us doggers, too, now. I think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

"if you see people shagging in a car park at night, but you're not actually wanking
are you still a dogger?"

It's a terrific moral dilemma.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Hold on, hold on,
no-one said they weren't wanking. We're talking about LARPers.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

ing ers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)