*chortles*
www.lep.co.uk/news/local/preston_street_tops_national_crime_map_1_2995509
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think I've been to that bar with the B on...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I've been trying to use that Police site all day, but it keeps crashing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Leave the internet!!!!
*re-reads*
actually there's no shit pun in that... you can stay.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Yeah me too

Probably youths pissing on the servers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

All I could gather before it crashed
is that it seems to think my postcode applies to an area at least 6 miles away. Fucking idiots.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I don't think you can blame them for the crashes
that's because all the media have banged on and on about it and so everyone's having a little look.
The problems with the data are pretty unforgivable though. If you've got all the data sources it's just linking them up correctly. Not £300,000 worth of work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm calling them idiots for not getting the postcodes right.
I find it offensive to suggest I live in Queensbury, they're all inbred and it snows all the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Why not post an angry 'Tweet' about it?
I'm sure lots of people would really care a great deal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I think Bella is a bit like my friend sophie
when she ever writes anything on facebook she gets 12 likes and 30 comments saying "lol I noe jst how u feeel hope u ok! ^_^ xoxo"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Not really
As b3tans who have me on Facebook can attest.

I did, however, just find this:

twitpic.com/3vi0o7
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

When I saw the url I assumed it was a photo of AA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Sophie's some sort of emo geeks wet dream that's probably the reason.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

This is precisely why I stay well away from Facebook.
I'd end up doing a 'Virginia Tech' after about an hour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

It's great fun to annoy them though
She puts "I'm feeling ill" 20 messages of "awww whuts up hun"
Then I post "I hope you die"
50 messages of ":0 omg datz so meen y u such a dik!!!!!"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I used to click 'like' every time my 17 year old, functioning illiterate stepsister fell out with her boyfriend and said she was going to kill herself
Mind you, this is the one that frequently posts statuses that say things along the lines of "OMg y r pepul so IGNORENT".

She defriended me after I corrected her spelling one too many times.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Online bullying :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

*likes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I know no one who would post in this fashion
I'm not friends with retards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)

That's because they rejected you because you are so fucking stupid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)

aww
we came second
www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/news/Swansea-s-Wind-Street-second-violent-England-Wales/article-3167397-detail/article.html
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Or 'first loser' if that makes you feel better?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I think wind street should win
it's the road where that guy tried to beat up a guy in a dress and then had his arse handed to him. The guy in a dress was actually a cage fighter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Yeah but then the guy in the dress married Jordan so WHO'S HAVING THE LAST LAUGH NOW, EH?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/news/Drag-queen-floors-thugs-Swansea-street-fight/article-1395475-detail/article.html
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

This went national
I simply added it to the list of reasons to never cross The Severn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

There are soooo
many reasons. Dylan Thomas called Swansea "The Graveyard of Ambition" He wasn't lying
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Funnily enough
I call Dylan Thomas 'a fucking Welsh shit-cunt'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)