I was 19
I like to blame the fact that I went to an all-boys' school and, contrary to popular rumour, this was a hindrance rather than a help. I also claim I was waiting for the right girl. In all honesty it was down to my hideous physical appearance.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Someone is going to call you gay
you do know this, don't you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I used to scan every post for possible gay jokes
and then I realised someone is going to call me a bender whatever I say so I might as well be honest and not bother self-censoring
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I went to an all boys school from the ages 9-11
Meaning that I missed the years in which girls stop being 'icky', and start being nice.

As a result, I was fucked up when I met girls for the first time, and had no idea how to talk to them. It's not good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)

You think that's bad
Try not having a clue how to talk to girls when you meet them for the first time at age 18
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I don't think I even kissed a boy till I was around 18.
I was too shy and fucked up.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You shouldn't be shy Blousie, you're fantastic!
And Darth, I sympathise mate, I really do. That sounds fucking shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I was painfully shy then.
I'm only a little bit shy now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

It's an improvement.
Now, all we need to do is slip you a bottle of Red Wine, and watch the real BGB come out!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Thanks Jeff.
Not a great period of my life.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Ouch
Saying that, I was still atrocious at chatting up teh ladeez.... Actually I'd probably still be shit now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

^ This.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

God bless being married
I dont even have to talk to the mrs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

:o) Mrs Cow worked in our office
so it was easier to talk to her.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I was also 19
but I blame being a fat, geeky metaller with long hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

being

What did Monty do to you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

STOTD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I was 16 and I don't regret it at all.
It was fucked up and a disaster and has caused me a lot of grief, but I wouldn't change the person for the world.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I was much the same actually
We have a stupid amount in common. Just reminding you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I wasn't so much fat, (although in my head I was), but the fact I was tall and large framed.
I felt like an ogre.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Now now Fiona, we all feel that way sometimes in our lives...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)