No.
I'm trying to convince her that girls are better anyway. No stubble rash on the insides of the thighs, for starters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Instead, you get it on your cheeks.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Is she hot?
Like real world hot not Norwich hot.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Yeah she is
Real world hot. Norwich extra-hot. Milton Keynes supernova
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Tell her to add me on fb then, I'm very charming and witty.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I cannot begin to comprehend how many things are wrong with this post
The only possible reason I can think of to suggest that she do such a thing is to express her righteous indignation that you of all people said her name was shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Ha ha,
go on, I want to make someone jealous there is nothing wrong with this plan at all.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

actually wtf
your only friend on facebook called jemma is engaged.

/Great privacy settings by the way
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I have no idea why people think you're a stalker
I have two FB friends called Jemma. Good skills there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Oh yes,
now I know where you work :)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

STALKMASTER awake!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Really?
My employer information isn't on my profile, how have you managed that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

It's on hers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Which Jemma are you looking at?
I never said this Jemma was my friend on FB, anyway :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)

See
www.b3ta.com/questions/anon/post615785
and understand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

that was a thing of beauty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)