b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1064684 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

offtopic is dead!
What are you all doing instead of reading and posting on here?

Alt Q:
Lunch or tea thread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:57, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm watching Supernatural
and trying to motivate myself to get up and I don't want to I never want to leave my bed again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I felt the same this morning
Fortunately I farted and physically couldn't stay in that room, let alone the bed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
You are one of the loveliest people I know.
Crow I've not had a drink in so long and last night I really wanted wine. Do I do a Victorian lady and retire to bed with a bottle of wine? At 3pm in the afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I am one of the second loveliest people you know and I say no.
Get up and get your groove on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)
+ with wine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)
this
I cannot imagine being in bed with a bottle of wine. I'd be out of it and dancing all over the place by the time it was half empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
YES
I'm trying to recover from drink. Went to factory last night. I was the only girl that went out so all the lads bought me drinks. I was still drunk when I went for a meeting with my tutor this morning.

Didn't get my tits out this time though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)
For shame

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I know.
Got them out on the bus in saturday night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I feel like I have missed out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
It's so calorific it's not even funny
My Russki friend is down in London though, I will try and get in contact and get smashed with him at some point in the next few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Hmm...approximately how long is it since you had a drink?
(If tlast_drink≥ 48hrs then you're doing better than me...)

I wouldn't recommend lying in bed with a bottle of wine as you'll likely get drunk, sleep badly and wake up at a strange hour the following morning in a confused and possibly irritable mood. I wouldn't discourage wine, but I'd get up first. And maybe leave it a couple of hours, until such time as you can justify on the grounds that you're "just having a drink while you cook dinner.*"

* /is possibly how I justify it to myself.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Last time I got drunk was Knights Night.
I managed to drink in moderation (i.e. didn't get pissed) at the lolbash. As for the sleeping, I'm sleeping way too much at the moment. Considering getting up and going for a run, but I can't bring myself to move.

I will probably go to Morrisons in about an hour to get something for dinner, so I'll hover around the mixers aisle and maybe have some GIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'm sure you regard as one of the biggest arseholes you know
But I agree with AB and Sportscow.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
iI you want to feel 'really Victorian' substitute the wine for laudanum...
...and stay in bed until it runs out.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Unless someone tempts me out or gets in with me
I'm not leaving for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I APPROVE OF THIS POST

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I'm inching through
I just finished Skin. Oh my god the bit where his teeth fall out ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

I have a small crush on Sam tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Sam is more your type isn't he?
I'd take Dean any day.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah.
Sweet, sensitive, loves his significant other until she bursts into flame...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
...leaving him free and single and all sexily broody

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Dean's pretty sexy, I have to admit,
though it may mostly be the car. I'm not a big car girl but MAN would I not mind being fucked on the back seat of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
it is a fucking cool car

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Hello Vip.
Hope the job thing is ok. Best of luck. Your hair is not as shit as people say.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)
hello
thank you.

It's only Al who says my hair is shit. Aside from him it has been universally well received. By people in real life, who aren't cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Sorry, it's been quite a busy day, I haven't had time to come and brighten the place up
*charlestons*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Flappyhands FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)
*does the funny hands-on-knees-thing*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Charleston is actually fucking difficult
Ms Foxtrot's got a private lesson tomorrow with a couple who want her to choreograph their wedding dance. They're doing a Charleston to Pencil Full of Lead. If they can manage that for 2 minutes and 45 seconds I'll be very fucking impressed.

Sorry, am I taking this too seriously?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Yes. Yes you are.
Run along and do something gay.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
*Cha Cha Cha's away, doing YMCA arms*
Sufficient?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
so what you are telling us
is that Ms Foxtrot is going out to have a three way, without you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I was about to post sympathetic and concerned to your work-related issues below
Now I will not. You idiot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I couldn't help myself
it's an addiction

I will imagine you were sympathetic and thank you accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
you're welcome

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Tea?
Do you mean dinner or a cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I mean dinner

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)
dancing at my desk
yay Henry Cavill as superman [I actually don't care about superman, but he's mega hot] but apparently they're thinking of casting Kristen Stewart as Lois Lane wtf

alt: sahlahd
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I just made up passwords for new starters.
They all got badly spelt planet names.

I'm also waiting for an email
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I used to change any forgotten passwords to
iamafool
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
No one "forgets" passwords here
the system breaks
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I found it cut down on re-offending

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Why can't I just press my eyeball to some sort of scanner yet?
Much easier and wouldn't need resetting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Why can't I just press my eyeball to some sort of scanner yet?
Much easier and wouldn't need resetting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
You need resetting

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Working, sadly.
I have scanning to do, yay(!)

Alt Q: Lunch was chilli and rice, tea will be nuggets and waffles with beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)
You are eating a 5 year olds tea!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)
That's true, but it's also very cheap.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I'm doing boring IT stuff
Building a server for a site in Teignmouth, answering emails and such like

Lunch was a wrap with chicken cooked with honey and oregano and was a masterpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Internet window shopping.
AND NO I'M NOT SHOPPING FOR NEW WINDOWS JEFF.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)
A pre-emptive LTIN there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I've not said anything Blousie.
I had you down as a Linux user anyway
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
You know nothing about me Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)
*sad face*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Don't be sad Jeff.
You've plenty of time to get to know me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'm in bed.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Snoring like a mouse?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Nah, working.
I wasn't the one snoring last night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
?
I didnt think I was that loud!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Hi the alarm went off

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)
This would be very funny if you went on /talk

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Shit joke is shit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I thought you'd like it because I was mocking myself
I'm just trying to make you happy ab :''''(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME HAPPY

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
his death might
just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I'D SETTLE FOR MAKING YOU SHUT UP!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I MISS OUR ONLINE DOMESTICS YOU BITCH!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I NEVER MARRIED
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
That is the neediest attempt at mock anger I've ever seen
and I know whereof I speak
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You should read my emails.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)
-bed fives-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah baby
I can't get out anyway until SOMEONE decides to get up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
How is he?
Made you wear a sheepskin blanket yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Still recovering from his birthday last night and using my bed to do it in.
I've been to lectures today. He isn't even properly awake.

Haha, no not yet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Oh dear, oh dear.
Hope you're feeling alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I feel like shite
It's my flatmates birthday tonight so I shall be doing it all again later :D
And then another birthday on Friday and Saturday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Bloody hell.
That's hardcore. I'm going to Ireland next week, that is the most exciting thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
When and where?
My ex just flew out there today to visit family with her mum. Say hi if you see her.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Belfast.
I doubt I'd recognise her!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I'm going to die.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I'll mourn you

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Just make sure you look sexy at my funeral.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Doing some work and swearing at my computer

I shall now have a cup of tea and TWO chocolate digestives, i shall then purge myself into the bog and cut my thighs for being such a disgusting pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)
You make me sick.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Digestives are average.
Chocolate hobnobs are what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Yeah but digestives are here and hob nobs are not

Final caount, 3 choccie biscuits and mini flapjack
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
You make a fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
working hard
might be made redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Working hard is always redundant.
You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
yeah, opinion among those I trust is that one of the new job descriptions has been written for me
don't want to be too confident though.

just got a lot of work on anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
That's better than having none then!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
very true
for a change it is almost all interesting as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
YAY me too
we can be dole friends!!!

Although I'll get another job well quick.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I've kind of experted myself into a bit of a corner unfortunately
not a massive job market for it here, although there is some of it about.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Try Australia, I hear they are having all sorts of issues with rivers and shit at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
me and the mrs could get jobs in Australia like a fucking shot
and get paid a buttload as well.

trouble is: too hot, spiders, all my mates live nearby in Exeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Ah well, worth a shot
Best of luck with the job, half my team got the boot a year or so ago, they told us it was going to happen then we had to wait 24hrs to find out, that was fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)
thanks
it was the shock that we were going from 22 down to 10 that has hit most people.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Think of the surfing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)
there is that
although I'd probably end up with a job nowhere near the good surfing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I think the surfing area in Australia has increased to about 50% of it at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Didn't you just get a new job?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Nope, I applied for one 2 days later they posted a 1.4Billion loss and I never heard back...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Bad times

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Avoiding work
Completed a Hanjie puzzle on my lunch break. Trying to cheer up my friend Jemma via the internal IM. She wants cock, bless her.

Alt Q - beer, and the sweet taste of televised victory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Tell her it gets easier after the 2nd year without.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
No.
I'm trying to convince her that girls are better anyway. No stubble rash on the insides of the thighs, for starters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Instead, you get it on your cheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Is she hot?
Like real world hot not Norwich hot.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Yeah she is
Real world hot. Norwich extra-hot. Milton Keynes supernova
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Tell her to add me on fb then, I'm very charming and witty.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I cannot begin to comprehend how many things are wrong with this post
The only possible reason I can think of to suggest that she do such a thing is to express her righteous indignation that you of all people said her name was shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Ha ha,
go on, I want to make someone jealous there is nothing wrong with this plan at all.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
actually wtf
your only friend on facebook called jemma is engaged.

/Great privacy settings by the way
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I have no idea why people think you're a stalker
I have two FB friends called Jemma. Good skills there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Oh yes,
now I know where you work :)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)
STALKMASTER awake!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Really?
My employer information isn't on my profile, how have you managed that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)
It's on hers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Which Jemma are you looking at?
I never said this Jemma was my friend on FB, anyway :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)
See
www.b3ta.com/questions/anon/post615785
and understand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)
that was a thing of beauty

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
My plan revolves mainly around streaming TV tonight.
I'll watch Weakest Link on iPlayer, as I won't be home in time, then after tea I'll try to get the match on.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
You legend
Cheers mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
oh yeah, as I am not going to be driving home from Dorset I can watch you
also, I understand that you might be on the television tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Shhhhhh
I'm trying to keep it quiet.

It has occured to me that you lot are going to find out just how embarrassingly fey my voice is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
What time is it on?
Will sneak a peak at work.

On a related topic a family I know of farmers is auditioning for Eggheads today, god help the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)
A bunch of us considered having a pop at Eggheads a while back
but I think the Eggheads themselves seem like twats so I changed my mind.

5.15, thank you for asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I shall sit at my desk giggling?
Do you still have ridiculous hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Significantly less ridiculous
I think it was pretty restrained on the day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I won't be able to catch the beginning unfortunately
how far through it does the Robinson mock you?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)
End of the first round
Five minutes in, top. She comes back for seconds after the third round though. She's only human.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
hmmm
big boss is here so can't really slope off early unfortunately. Should be back to catch most of it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Can you get it on the i-player
I'm going into town after work to buy a football
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Yes you can
I checked. Several times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)
First purchase for Everton this season, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Whilst this is very funny
You are firmly in a glass house as regards transfer wisdom at the minute
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Oh, I'm aware of that
But I fancied a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Jemma?
Tell her that her name is shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I doubt she had much choice in choosing it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Is she a mental?
I had a Jemma once - she was a mental
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Why you asking me?
I don't know her.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
WHY NOT?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I'm shy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
She doesn't bite
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Oh! I like the bitey ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)
The Jemma I knew bit
Maybe they all do
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
She's lovely
She and I have a startling amount in common in terms of tastes and personality traits. Read into that what you will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
"She wants cock, bless her"
sounds like it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
*guffaw*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Then beat her parents to death with a mattock.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Pick or cutter?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Oh, I love hanjie
I haven't done one in ages. I can't remember the last time I turned my brain off, to be honest.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I am mostly working
and partially having some sort of excrutiating abdominal pain. And partially planning a holiday, too.
(berk, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I dreamt about you and Amberl last night.
Probably trapped wind.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Are you trying to say I'm a fart?
to be fair, I dreamt about Labs the other night, he'd had one his arms amputated and was stressing about losing half his tattoo. Brains are weird places.
(berk, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Less cheese needed I think

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I only seem to dream about B3tans nowadays.
This says a lot about my use of free time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Ahem
*looks hopeful*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)
*joins queue*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
As if you haven't dreamt about my hair

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I haven't.
I did show my friend tho.
Like "oooooooooooh look at this hair, I wish I could do that"
she was like "yeah that's pretty fucking tight"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
It actually makes me warm and glowy
to know that my hair is garnering compliments from across the pond
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)
it issss
my friends love it too
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)
These friends
They hot?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
oh yeah
they're lesbians to boot
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I've already dreamt about you and your girlfriend, remember.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)
She always gets the attention
For blindingly obvious reasons
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)
To be fair
If I lost half of my arm I would be upset about losing half of the tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Hey chick
I've sorted out your new CDs - should be in the post this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Hurrah!
Cheers hon!

If ever we meet I'm going to have to give you a big blousie hug : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)
yay
I like hugs. Hugs rock.

However, we probably won't be able to get closer than a couple of feet - there would be two enormous bosoms in the way...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Mine or yours?
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Both, silly
That's why I said two. A bosom is a plural noun, consisting itself of two large chesticles.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)
You would have to employ some kind of bosom zip
whereby left and right tits intertwine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)
*brain assplodes*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I admire your multitasking skills

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I've written a new post for my dreaded blog
Also, fucked about talking to people on Twitter, watched Al Jazeera and been looking up contract law stuff for a friend.

Alt: Pasta, as per fucking usual.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Are you advertising your blog on here then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I sincerely doubt anyone on b3ta wants to read my posts
Given that I mainly talk about feminism, politics and the media. But it keeps me busy, and for some unknown reason, other people read it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Ahem

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Apart from Darth because he's lovely.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Plus they're really fucking good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Shut up
It's just semi-coherent insomniac rantings. Today was the first time I've posted at a reasonable hour, I think.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)
They are good, or I wouldn't read it
I don't want to fuck you THAT badly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I can't believe I just called you lovely.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)
presentation
excellent feedback. phew.

now i am going to have some lunch, because i've been too nervous to eat since yesterday lunchtime, and maybe send someone some desperately inappropriate messages (well, inappropriate for this time in the afternoon anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
*rswipe in 'eating something' shocker*
well done on the excellent feedback, though. Didi any of it read 'Insightful comments. Tremendous norks.'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
well i've been really good this week
been to the gym for 90 mins every day since the middle of last week, and have also been walking the 6 miles home again, plus i am at the gym tonight too because my flatmate wants to go, so i think i can justify it. although "it" is a hot falafel wrap with sour cream and melted cheddar cheese on a bed of pasta salad, lentil salad and roasted veg. so it's a good job i am going twice.

nope, no insights AND no norkage comments!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Shocking no norkage

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
well, that's not fair...
Not even a honk honk noise as you took the podium?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Sounds absolutley lush.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I suppose whether it's inappropriate depends on how many cocktails you have at lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Congratulations!
Now go eat before you fall over!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
see above for evidence of my gluttony!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)
That's not gluttony!
Unless the wrap is 18" long of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
it's a mini wrap.
four inches at best.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
That is merely a snack, not food

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Totally unfulfilling on its own then

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I'd like to point out that despite eating a large amount of beef wellington, chocolate, booze, pizza and roast dinner over the weekend
and doing no exercise, I have still lost 2 pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Awesome work sir!
I've semi-pigged out both weekends, and have done no exercise over the last 2 weeks, and have lost 6 pounds (that's in 14 days).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)
good lad

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
[insert comment about four inches being unfulfilling]

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Fun sized falafel?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I am pacing round the flat with nerves.
If we lose tonight I won't be able to leave my room for about a month.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Its on TV tonight isnt it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I'm sure there's something else on TV tonight....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Not if I can help it
Though Mrs Cow will no doubt want to watch "How Clean Is The Location Of Your Dog" or some such like
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
every time I visit the daughter in law and the granddaughters
they're watching some shite like taht. Either cooking, dining, cake-making, weddinging, ice dancing, normal dancing.... It's quite depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Not enough
Police, spies, guns, ninjas or explosions for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)
How clean is your ninja?
I'd watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I fucking love cookery shows
not all of them, but some of them are great
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Cookery shows are fine
They have an end product. Seeing some dirty filthy cunt who cannot be arsed to shift 20 years of newspapers from their living room get a free house clean up and lecture from those two harridans is not much use
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
as far as harridans on tv shows go
I don't mind the ones on how clean is your house.

dancing/singing etc. can fuck right off though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)
The kids like Strictly
and dance around in the living room. I will allow it on these grounds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I just fucking hate celebrities
and have no interest in hearing anything they have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Yeah.
Watching it in the Crow's Nest by Haymarket, not the friendliest of places. But I'm er, hard as nails so it's alright.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Ooof!
Right in the heart of enemy territory!

I remember when that was called Inventions

/isold
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
What are you losing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)
His religion/her favourite game

(TheColonel, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1