Are you trying to say I'm a fart?
to be fair, I dreamt about Labs the other night, he'd had one his arms amputated and was stressing about losing half his tattoo. Brains are weird places.
(berk, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Less cheese needed I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I only seem to dream about B3tans nowadays.
This says a lot about my use of free time.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Ahem
*looks hopeful*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

*joins queue*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

As if you haven't dreamt about my hair

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I haven't.
I did show my friend tho.
Like "oooooooooooh look at this hair, I wish I could do that"
she was like "yeah that's pretty fucking tight"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

It actually makes me warm and glowy
to know that my hair is garnering compliments from across the pond
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

it issss
my friends love it too
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

These friends
They hot?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

oh yeah
they're lesbians to boot
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I've already dreamt about you and your girlfriend, remember.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

She always gets the attention
For blindingly obvious reasons
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)

To be fair
If I lost half of my arm I would be upset about losing half of the tattoo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)