'The time, for those who like to tell it in a slightly wacky way,
is fifty to six. Or, if you'd like to develop the idea, seventy past four. Or even, er....bear with me, one thousand, two hundred and thirty to twelve. I'm joking of course, but the time is ten past five.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ruddy hell,
it's Soft Cell.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:42, Reply)

The question is, where are we going to eat and which floor's the restaurant on?
The answer is The Chinese Way... and Level 42
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:46, Reply)

'In 1976 I saw ELO at the Birmingham NEC.
I was there shouting with everyone else – “come back on, ELO, and carry on playing'"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:46, Reply)

You probably actually did though, didn't you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I did go to a lot of gigs when I was three, it's true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:53, Reply)

*counts on fingers*
Jesus, you're only five years older than me. I might have to stop with the zimmer frame gags
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Well, he's 15 years older than me
So I'm still fine to take the piss!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

five thirteen

/Norwich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Harsh
but fair. As I bask in my local celebrity status, I'm very grateful that folks round these 'ere parts haven't worked out how to use cameras yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)