Laser surgery?
Or simple theft?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No
No
Yes
Not any more
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Excellent stuff!
Best money I've ever spent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

oh you've had it done? cool
The biggest thing is the not suupose to wash your hair for 3 or 4 days

Do you think swimming goggles will help me get around this problem?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Maybe
Or perhaps get someone else to do it for you.

It hurts getting it done, you know? Gaz me if you want to know the full horror!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Or you could just watch videos of it on youtube
which is also a good way to lose weight - I certainly didn't want to eat my lunch after a couple of vids.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Freak me right the fuck out those videos.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

That is because
they are firing a LASER IN TO YOUR EYE.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

"... in the past decade scientists developed the laser, an electronic appliance so powerful that it can vaporize a bulldozer 2,000 yards away, yet so precise that doctors can use it to perform delicate operations to the human eyeball, provided they remember to change the power setting from "Vaporize Bulldozer" to "Eyeball." Dave Barry
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Laser surgery???
Woooo!
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)