The brilliant Paul 'Macca' McCartney once brilliantly advised
the government of The United Kingdom to 'give Ireland back to the Oirish'. Now, I am a firm believer in the British Empire and the good it did - I also believe that you should never deal with terrorists* and that the muddy-faced retards deserved everything the marvellous Cromwell threw at them, but do you?

Do we really want Northern Ireland? What fucking good does it do us?

Alt: green or red chilis?


*Did you know that the IRA tried to get Nazi assistance in WWII - but were so fucking thick the Germans ran a mile - they gave them a radio but the little feckers were too dim to operate it - they couldn't get the frequency right, and when they finally did, completely forgot to be subtle and bellowed their secret plans for all to hear? Hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:22, 188 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It gave us CHCB so I would say yes.
Alt: Red.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I'll second this
For CHCB and red chilli
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Hold on a minute.
You believe Norn Irn should remain a vassall of the UK because Crackers is from there? I am fairly sure she wouldn't agree with this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Jokey post was jokey.
I do not know enough to make an informed decision on the matter.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

it also gave you Patrick Kielty.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Thanks, NI!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I did not know about the Nazi/IRA thing
Cheers for informing me!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I laughed like a drain when I saw this on a documentary.
The Germans parachuted spies into rural Ireland and were given the wrong information re where to drop them etc - the whole thing was a comical disaster from the off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Carry On Bombing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

'De Turd Roich'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

In our defence we were trying to find Radio Luxembourg.
Cromwell was a puritanical cunt and not at all groovy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I actually dislike Cromwell intensely.
I am a staunch Monarchist and disapprove of democracy altogether. 'Government of the people BY the people?' Have you actually seen 'the people'? Jesus Christ no wonder this place is such a fucking mess.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

James the VI and I might just be my favourite monarch.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

As Sid said "I've met the 'man in the street' and he is a cunt."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

PS I read that as 'diddly dee, diddly dee, so it is'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

That is where it all went wrong with the Nazi radio.
We thought that the morse code was someone saying 'diddly' diddly dee'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
...and all started doing that spasticated 'arms-by-your-sides-because-you're-Catholics-and-scared-of-lust-crazed-folk-dancing' dance instead of writing down the co-ordinates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

That's just for the tourists.
When there is no sign of the mighty dollar we dance like loved-up loons.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Give it back.
As a child the school summer holidays were a chance to watch Kick Start and Why Don't You? For seven weeks. But there were always two weeks when WDY was unwatachable.

One, when it presented by kids in the North East and the other when it was presented by kids in Ireland.

Stupid accent people, meaning that I was forced to switch off my television set and having to do something less boring instead because I couldn't understand them.

So for that reason. The Irish can keep Ireland.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Whoa there.
I'm not sure that the South wants the North back considering the big mess it is in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Are you talking about Ireland or England?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

'De Belfast Gang' had always made a toy dog by tying a piece of string to a brick,
whilst the 'Walton-on-Thames Gang' made hang-gliders out of ermine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

brick squaddie.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Says BRIZZZZTOL boy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Ark at ee!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*waves*
Morning Jeff!
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

*waves*
Morning Blousie!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I don't like bullies
When the Empire invaded somewhere and took it for its own, it was 'civilising' the place.
When people resist, they're the terrorists. Why? Because we had better uniforms?
And no, I don't support terrorism. I don't like violence at all, apart from slow torture.
And I realise that this is a completely predictable response from me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I understand that the British Army
were actually asked into Norn Irn by the Catholic minority for their own protection against the Proddies, so they did. I don't know if this is correct, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Well shut up then, you Imperialist pigdog
They only go where they're 'needed' when there's summat in it for them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

All the taters they can eat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Taters are the best food of all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

You just won't learn, you lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

But they turn into so many things, as if by magic

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

taters are stidgy and yuck.
The only good potato is a chip. Or a crisp.

There's really no wonder I can't stay slim, is there?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Mash!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Roasties!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Please stop this tatery talk.
I'm having a slimfast shake for dinner.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Barry Bethel!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

this is pus squeezed from Satan's arsecrack
and you know it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

you're no relative of mine...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Aaaaaah-aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Saviour of the universe!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Officelol.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Hahahahaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

in other news:
I'm here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Woooooo!
*runs round with shirt on head*
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yes, keep doing that, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I have a t-shirt on underneath.
Sorry!
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Bah.
*folornly zips up*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Am I seeing you on the 5th March?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Oop north?
Then yes : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

woohoo *dances*
I'll have my new eyes then as well, all the better to see you with *grins*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

New eyes?
Glasses or contact lenses?
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Laser surgery?
Or simple theft?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

No
No
Yes
Not any more
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Excellent stuff!
Best money I've ever spent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

oh you've had it done? cool
The biggest thing is the not suupose to wash your hair for 3 or 4 days

Do you think swimming goggles will help me get around this problem?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Maybe
Or perhaps get someone else to do it for you.

It hurts getting it done, you know? Gaz me if you want to know the full horror!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Or you could just watch videos of it on youtube
which is also a good way to lose weight - I certainly didn't want to eat my lunch after a couple of vids.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Freak me right the fuck out those videos.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

That is because
they are firing a LASER IN TO YOUR EYE.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

"... in the past decade scientists developed the laser, an electronic appliance so powerful that it can vaporize a bulldozer 2,000 yards away, yet so precise that doctors can use it to perform delicate operations to the human eyeball, provided they remember to change the power setting from "Vaporize Bulldozer" to "Eyeball." Dave Barry
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Laser surgery???
Woooo!
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You're queer.
We're used to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

So am I
Let the revelry begin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

*revels*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

*minstrels*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*maltesers*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

*short-lived Vice Versas*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

*Bouncers*
Which I think were a bit like the Ruffle Bar, but in chocolate ball form.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I think we were separated at birth.
Do you like ITV regional idents from the byegone days?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Of course!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Do you know the rhythm of the Yorkshire TV ident tune is the same as when you say "Ilkley Moor Bar Tat"?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

*YouTubes*
So it is.

My favourite was always the Anglia ident. That silver horse meant one of two things. Either the quiz of the week, or Tales of the Unexpected.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

My godmother told me she was the dancey flames woman.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I assume she was pulling your leg?
I loved watching Tales of the Unexpected when I was little.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

This^
I used to watch it with my grandad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

yeah, liar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

i
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

The British contingent sang that at the meal before Aber's wedding to drown out the Spanish side singing whatever they were singing.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

sounds like Zulu
*sings Men of Harlech*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Was it a bit hairy or in good humour?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

In good humour.
Although we did get reprimanded by the staff who said the rest of the customers were pissed off.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Durtee eengleesh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

oh they were awesome
Although now they have giant milky bar buttons nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Oh my God they fucking rule.
I got those last time I went to the pictures.
*not in the mood for saying 'cinema'*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I smuggle my own food into cinemas

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

peanuts?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

airport duty-free sized toblerones

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Hahaaaa!
Ribbed for her pleasure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

A whole BBQ and a selection of wines
last time I managed to bring a waiter with me as well.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I reckon getting a chinese takeaway meal and couple of beers in would be ideal
but it would piss off everyone else in the place. Plus when the lights came up you'd be covered in szechuan.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

z chua me
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

So do I, but sometimes I am disorganised.
I like when we take booze minatures in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

big handbags ftw
I can get bottles of pop, bags of sweets, and a gameboy for the boring bits in mine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

if a film drove me to use a GAME then I would leave!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

no, I mean before the film starts
when the lights are still up and all the teenagers are piling in and kicking the back of my seat.

I usually have to go on my own, so I don't have someone to talk to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Oh I seeeee.
Thank God for technology.
When I was in my teens I'd have brief moments of awkwardness when sitting in a cafe on my own. Even though I had a newspaper, I'd suddenly become all self-aware, like "Argh I'm in public on my own, what do I do with my hands?? Oh, I'll eat my quiche really quickly then get on my my tea-for-two-for-one."
It happens rarely if ever now, but at least I have a phone to absorb it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I disagree
Normal Buttons are vastly superior to the sickly sweet Milky Bar ones (though their kids yoghurts are indeed nommy)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Vice Versas fuckin rocked!
I loved those. I propose we start a Wispa-style campaign to get them reinstated.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Spira first, then Vice Versas?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Spira?
I don't remember that one.

Cadbury also used to do a bar of milk and white chocolate. That was pretty cool. I like all my chocolate at once. Don't try to make me choose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

A Marble?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Oh man what was that called...
I adored those. Marble? No. Hmmm...
Spira was two fat twisty straws of Cadbury's chocolate. I had my first one the morning after the Kings Cross fire.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I think I remember them
but I fail to see how they are different to a twirl...
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Ok. Ok.
Timeout.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Do you have some kind of "Punatron" machine Jeff?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

it really mars the conversation, doesn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Dont make me
Leave The Internet you....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

What are your views on the green/red chili debate?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I don't do chillis
or peppers. I can't even be in the same room as them. Oddly enough, I can even tell when they have BEEN in a room. There's just something about them that really turns my stomach.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I used to be like that.
I found them squeaky.
Then I tasted beef green peppers in blackbean sauce when I was a kid, and it became my favourite meal for a long time. And still my most favourite chippy option.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Nope.
although I once ate a stuffed pepper when I was in Germany, because I was visiting someone's granny and she was so proud to be hostinga foreigner.

You can't upset someone's granny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I had to upset my ex's granny once.
I refuse to eat pickled cactus!
I also refused to eat pickled orange peel, but I might give that a go now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I'm opening a bottle of Failey's right now.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I think the IRA are a bunch of retard cowards.
My opinion on the matter doesn't really extend past there.

Alt: Red. Every time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah well that goes for anyone who uses violence.
Apart from me, when I have my own violent dictatorship.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

"NO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY!"
*murders*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

There have been times when I've wanted to poke my finger right through someone's windpipe
It's rudeness that bothers me the most.
And people who drag their feet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

and people who do that whistling thing whilst breathing through their nose.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

with me it's sniffing
I can't stand hearing people sniff. Makes me want to go up to them with a tissue and offer to blow their nose for them.

/mum blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Japanese people do that a lot
they don't like blowing/wiping their nose in public so they just schnnnoooooort it back up.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Crazy little fuckers eh?
And they shove squids up their hoo-has.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

only for money
and let's face it, who hasn't done that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

'tis the dream of every fisherman's wife.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Even Kung Fu masters?
You've not thought this through.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I watched a film a couple of days ago called Ninja Assassin on Sky Anytime
It was so fanastically bad, so much so I loved it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I've got that coming to me from Lovefilm
Looks like quite a laugh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Shogun Assassin is however quite possibly
the best film ever, apart from 'Performance' and 'Time Bandits'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

The Pet Shop Boys DVD?
Monty......

*shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Those benders have never made a DVD called Shogun Assassin.
You must take me for a fool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

time bum
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

When anyone gets shot or stabbed
they appear to explode in a fountain of blood like some kind of water balloon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

This doesn't warrant a new thread.
But the headline made me smile.

tiny.cc/l07rz
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

actual lols
only in brizzle
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I think if you read it, you'll see he lives in WSM.
Who'd want to live amongst such people? Give me Dutch murderers any day of the week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

WsM
is full of losers, chavs, druggies, thiefs, murderers and teenagers. Why shouldn't we have paedos as well? Might raise the tone.

EDIT: and seagulls. Can't forget the fucking seagulls.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Seagulls at the 'Mare are mental.
They aren't afraid of anyone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

If you had the guts to have hair like this, neither would you be!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

That's a lot of images!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Don't worry, you'll get your greasy mitts on them soon, I'm sure.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'd like their hash sets
It'd be like swapsies in the playground: "got, got, got, need, got..."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

paedo geordie
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Amazing innit?
Monty starts a thread about Ireland and Ze Germans and it ends up being a discussion on the merits of sweeties and crisps.
It's like Godwin's Law is distorted by collective gluttony.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Don't forget the peodos.
We love to chat about peodos.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Click that link I posted Blousie! ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I did.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Dyslexic child molesters?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I know.
I couldn't be arsed to check the spelling.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oh Blousie :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Hey! nobody loves me for my mad English language skillz.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

nobody everybody
mad english skills happy go lucky outlook on life.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Sarcasm is not your strong point is it AA.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

It was funny in my head.
Evidently, shit when written down though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

funny in my head. Evidently, when written down though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Well spotted.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I know.
At least it wasn't "peados"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

That is someone with baby peas in their mouth.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Pedo is something to do with feet ffs

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Feet - must be up there with the worst of fetishes.
Good for walking - crap for sexiness.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It's worse for women
mens feet are never ever sexy, in my experience - at least women tend to have quite nice feet and can wear pretty shoes.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Noel has nice feet which considering the amount of walking he does is quite surprising.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

To both of you, nice does not equal sexy
Trust me on this one... story of my life
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Count yourself lucky
that people tell you you're at least one out of the two.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

'Nice' can be such a shit compliment though

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I agree completely
but I guess it's better than no compliments at all?
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Most of the time, yes
Sometimes it'd be better if they'd said nothing at all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I'm not a feet fan either.
He just had surprisingly nice feet.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I won't wrestle him to the ground and rip off his shoes and socks to find out
I'll just take your word for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You can check his feet out at my bash. *grins*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Can I get drunk instead?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

This
I know which I'd prefer.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Even hangover is better than feet

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

My hangovers tend to last 48 hours nowadays
I'd probably take a nice clean pair of feet over that!
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

ZOMG!
Berk wants to touch and fondle Noel's feet!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

If he has a shower first
and it means I'm not a trembling nauseous hungover mess for 2 or 3 days, then yes. Otherwise, no not really.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Deviant.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'm too boring to be a deviant.
Sorry.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

So you even consider your foot fetish 'boring'
Wow...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Ok!
If it makes you happy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Just being there will make me happy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

>:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

What?
Come along!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'm not sure a lot of walking necessarily makes you have nasty feet
it's just that every mans feet I've ever been close enough to notice have been big and hairy and unpleasant.
Just like the rest of them really I suppose...
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Oh yes
but I'm speaking etymologically
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I beg your 'pedon'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

derivation of words.
Pedo as a prefix refers to feet. From πους ποδος and pes pedis
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I agree with you
Wholeheartedly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)