I've been waiting for you to come online.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-YAHHHHH-GAYLORD ! *puts on a normal voice* "HELLO MY NAME IS MARTIN, I AM 32 FROM NORFOLK ! I AM A TELECOMUNICATIONS ANALIST" GAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHA.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I also watched it,
I bet he was livid he wasn't the campest guy on the show.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

He's so gay that he can't even be the most gayest person there, he's even gay at being gay, WHAT A GAYLORD.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

*pisses pants*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I was, I really was
I mean, the cheque they gave me at the end helped, but there was a good 45 minutes or so where I was fucking OUTRAGED

Thanks for watching it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I'm gutted you voted off the DEFINATLY NOT A NONCE puppeteer
he was lol.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

We all felt really bad about that as he hadn't done anything wrong
My vote was based on the likelihood of him getting something really fucking easy wrong later on. Or killing and eating one of us.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Pffft.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Ah, yes, well, you've made a mistake here, Paul
I actually said "from Norwich".

So fucking there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I'll have you know I'm probably the only person here that didn't watch it.
So I won't call you camp or gay.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Cheers babe
I wasn't actually all that camp or gay last night. I think that's why they're upset
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Haters gonna hate.
Mormons gonna morm.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I didn't - but I will anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Sorry, I get my "Town begining with 'N' that I don't really care about" mixed up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

such hostility

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

If it helps, he came off alright in that show, wasn't bad at all.
You've got to redicule someone who you know who's been on telly, it's the done thing, even if he was on the news giving out the cure for cancer, I would have given the same reaction.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I actually completely believe you
and you're almost literally the last person I expected this reaction from - and I did expect some abuse, for some bizarre reason - so thank you for granting my day the gift of surprise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I can think of a surprise I'd like to gift you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Please elaborate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

some things you just don't share

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I've just had a thought - are you on FB?
Just wondering, I'm not going to cyber-sex you or anything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

likely story
but yes, yes I am
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I couldn't see it
otherwise you would have been getting both barrels. You got off lightly sunshine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

did you know pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

no, but if you start off, I'll join in when I recognise the tune.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

office lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Norfolk's not a town, and nor is Norwich
You're on a roll. I strongly advise you never apply for the Weakest Link
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Bwahahahahahaaaaa
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00yhv5x/sign/Weakest_Link_02_02_2011/

Actually having watched it now I can say that you did a bloody good job and I am very impressed.
( Peej, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)