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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't why I did that ^

Maybe I thought if I did a Lab impression I'd cheer up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I thought you were peering at us over a stack of mini pancakes.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)
oh my god I want some pancakes now

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)
With maple syrup?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
With golden syrup.
And a separate stack with maple syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I have some Lyle's Golden in my kitchen at all times for rocky road emergencies.
I have to pretend it's piss so I don't go at the tin with a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
If your piss comes out like syrup
You need to drink more water.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)
And bicarb/lemon juice
but not too much bicarb because you get explosive diaorrhea
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)
"shit yourself inside-out the bicarb way"
I've never noticed this - how much do you have to take to be too much?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Only a few spoonfuls.
It's not recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I see.
I use it as an indigestion remedy sometimes so I'll watch that...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
You're evidently not a moron if you've been doing it a long time and not taken too much yet.
It causes diffusion of water into the colon, so I think it happens mainly when you down it with a lot of liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)
If you are piss what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Classic example of me typing before I've chosen the sentence in my mind
Was going to say "if you're pissing-"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Oh I could go for some lovely fluffy pancakes right about now.
Might drag my flatmate to an early brunch on Saturday. Calolries.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I have an excellent recipe for proper american pancakes
they are fucking lush.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I can't wait for you to die

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)
That's not Lab how dare you!
He looks like this

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(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Mrglrrglrgllrglll.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)
HAHAHA!
I've lost some weight now, so you can shave off at least two of those parentheses.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)
aww you not my squishy bear any more?
labby not squishy wishy bear no more?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
No more hugz4him lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Still a stone to go to reach my arbitrarily set target
But 6lbs lost in two weeks is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
That is very good well done
I don't think I've lost any weight but I only walk abut a mile a day and probably still eat a load of crap. Yummy yummy fatty crap
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Thanks! I've been very good about not eating crap
But shit with exercise. Now I've recovered from the lurgy and the evenings are getting longer I'll go cycling. Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I keep saying I'll walk home from work. In the summer I could bus halfway then go walking round a park
then amble back. Lots of parks near me as well which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Don't go walking in London parks.
You'll only get raped within an inch of your life. And then mugged another inch.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
That's two inches off though
Great for the waistline.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
So if you get raped to within an inch of your life
and then mugged another inch...you're effectively being mugged to death?
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
yep, it's the mugging that kills you.
It would be difficult to rape TGB to death *drags out slightly tedious cavernous mimsy meme*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

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