Hello there.
It's a fucking brilliant record, and mind-bendingly rare. It took me 20 years (I did do one or two other things during that time, though) to find a copy and mine's a bootleg.

My parlous finances are really getting me down. Basically my life’s a piece of shit and it’s only by extravagance and high living that I am able to momentarily distract myself from this fact. I’m broke so it’s ‘slap in the face by reality’ time again. It’s probably good for me but it fucking well doesn’t feel like it. I was going to do some mushrooms tomorrow night but in my current state a bum trip is almost a foregone conclusion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh Monty!
*shakes head in motherly fashion*
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Can I have a lapdance please?
That would cheer me up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*lapdances*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*cheers up*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Well as Cow has obliged I'll slope off.
Puts clothes back on.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Don't be racist.
We say 'Asians off' nowadays.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Its any excuse for me really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Being a complete and utter povvo twat
I can but sympathise.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)