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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ActuallyIt's SisterBella's 19th today. Which has reminded me how much of a useless cunt I truly am, I can't even afford to get my ace little sister a birthday present. It's properly killing me, I'd give her the cunting moon on a stick if I could, but I can't even spare a fiver for a basic pressie. I can't even afford a fucking card.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Make her a cardby cutting the pictures out of free newspapers and creating a montage of words which represent how you feel about her.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)
They don't often print the phrase"vodka swilling slag, but in a good way" in free papers.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)
But you will find the constituent partsand create a charming poison pen card
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Poison pen?I love my little sis, she's my favourite person to swill vodka with.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:27, Reply)
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