have a rhyme for Valentine's Day
Roses are sick,
Violets are twisted,
bend over love,
you're about to get fisted.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:05, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

-4/10 See Me.
This time I'm going to have to call your parents in, boy. At this rate you'll NEVER make it to secondary school.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

aww man
*scuffs ground with tattered boot*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

AND TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*mutters*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I HEARD THAT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We ran out of lube
It hurts when I poo
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

CFB

I also like:
Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

*pratchettlolz*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My guts are quite dicy -
*PARPftptpt* Oh, I've just followed through.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I thought better of you, Brian.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Can't think why.
Alright, how's this for a less scatalogical one then.

Roses are reddish,
Violets are blue-green,
Protanopia means these
Are the hues I be seein'.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Much better, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

The good thing about that one
is it's forced me look up protanopia and I have therefore learnt something today. Witty and educational.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I like
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get in the van,
I've got a knife.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You've got a nose
Like a B-52
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

-52 ig fucking Jew

(no offence, Hebrews)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

A pleasantly racist variant on an old classic. I approve.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Bukkake party variant
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Shortly you'll be covered
In salty man-goo
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)