Try only having one knee on the bed...
...and the other leg raised so your foot is 'standing' on the bed.
Wear a fake 'tache and smile at yourself in the mirror for added 'Ron Jeremy' lols.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

+ eats lots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

During or before?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)

AVOID SWEETCORN, THOUGH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Actually that's not a bad idea
minus the porn cliches. I'm going to put on some R Kelly, put the Krystal on ice and light some fiiine candles. Tonight the magic's coming in from 180 degrees; friendly fire at six o'clock... Oooh, baby!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Do you mean Cristal?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I ...don't know.
I was getting into 'freaky' character. I'm really more of a Louis Roederer man...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Don't waste your money.
Get some Pomagne and soap and tell her to wash her swampy-arse.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Pomagne is cider!
This really isn't my sister we're talking about, you know...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Meth?
I hope so.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)